Thomas retweeted
if anyone in the cleveland area wants my ticket to see small brown bike and the casket lottery at the grog shop this wednesday, lmk and you can have it. too many shows to make it up to ohio this week
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Glad im ok and everything but now that I woke up and im no longer in shock over it im just more pissed especially since I will get to call around today to figure this out and bc it was right at the highway ramp I didn't get the person license plate or anything 🙃
Had someone come into my lane fully on the highway so I had to swerve to avoid them and I hit the guardraul and it popped my tire and scraped my car 😀😀😀😀
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Had someone come into my lane fully on the highway so I had to swerve to avoid them and I hit the guardraul and it popped my tire and scraped my car 😀😀😀😀
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Please ffs
It’s not just Jonathan Taylor; the Colts have received calls from multiple teams inquiring about trading for Daniel Jones, per @RapSheet and me.

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Oh also 5x5 friday:)
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The hummus Vacuum soup vinyl has been acquired. @HummusVacuum999
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New tattoo acquired
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New tattoo day and thoughts on bowling hummus Vacuum tonight!!
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Do yall fuck with the new car theme
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Microwave so gooood. It was nice to see them play a full set considering they opened the last time I saw them
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Thomas retweeted
Replying to @KamalaHarris
You had 4 years to release the Epstein files and prosecute the man who perpetuated January 6th... but you didn't.

You can sit this one out.
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Thomas retweeted
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Pittbert oomfs how bad is it to get parking for the Roxian
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Idk what to get to eat and im just going blank rn
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The way back to my car from this hike was 2 miles up hill and I wanted to die
Have an old car here in pittbert. Asking 3500 OBO. No lowballs. I know what I have
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Thomas retweeted
TIME Magazine unveils new cover.
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you’re funny man, we’re gonna keep you as a jester
Just checking in to see how things are goi--
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Have an old car here in pittbert. Asking 3500 OBO. No lowballs. I know what I have
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What a fuckin loser
WTF is wrong with Americans in Democrat states? You are really going to vote for a Muslim? It's your funeral. Thank god I live in Texas.
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Thomas retweeted
It is officially a Blukkake
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