achilles: got called gay in troy the other day

patroclus: what happened?

achilles: got called gay in troy

patroclus: yes, but why?

achilles: i was being gay

patroclus: in troy?

achilles: yeah it was in troy

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ㅤ⧉ hilo de mis friendship bracelets para el concierto de madrid

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redrew and animated the old Achilles drawing :D

achilles:

i saw a post by @wrongptrchlls and had to apply the quote to the biggest patrochilles kinnies of all time - alexander and hephaestion

((it’s funny cuz he very much DID stab him what a healthy normal man))

achilles: if a god doesn't appear out of the sky to stop me, it can't be that bad of a decision

odysseus: i'm leaving now. menelaus is in charge. i've left notes for each of you with instructions

achilles: mine just says "achilles no"

odysseus: and you can apply that to any situation

patroclus: i heard some idiot tried to fight a river god today

achilles, soaking wet: well, maybe the river was being an asshole

patroclus:

this was my heartstopper

get him in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone

patroclus: are you a cuddler?

achilles: i’ve killed multiple people, i'm a machine of death and destruction

patroclus:

achilles: ...yeah, i'm a cuddler

patroclus: could you ever see us being more than friends?

achilles: yes! i’m so happy you asked!

patroclus: really? because i-

achilles: i can totally see us as gods!

patroclus: ...

achilles: hang on, let me find the picture i drew!!!

achilles: I’m going to take you out

patroclus: great, it’s a date!

achilles: i meant that as a threat

patroclus: see you at five!

patroclus: i’m... i’m at a loss for words!

achilles, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, patroclus yelled at me for the next 45 minutes

patroclus: you could be nicer

achilles: i am

patroclus: you threatened agammemnon with a knife

achilles: but i didn't stab him!!