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Hi! My memoir - largely a story of massive self-inflicted problems/partial redemption, etc - is on Kindle for 99p. I don't often push Amazon links because, you know. But with my last book, this was what took it from zero sales to minor success (THREAD)
amzn.to/3BozlIw
amzn.to/3BozlIw
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Just dropping back in to say if you like murder mysteries, I’ve done this. Launches tomorrow.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mur…
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mur…
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I am going to hand-deliver three copies of my new novel (which is about people who deliver things) to the winners of the below competition. So there you go.
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Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky retweeted
SIGNED / DEDICATED copies of "One Minute Away", the new novel by Mark Watson @watsoncomedian
are available to order from us!
It's published in next week, but if you get your order in quick, there's still time to get a dedication from Mark!
ORDER HERE
biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copies/…
are available to order from us!
It's published in next week, but if you get your order in quick, there's still time to get a dedication from Mark!
ORDER HERE
biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copies/…
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Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky retweeted
Happy July reading readers. My @PrimaMag picks this month and there are some great ones! Thank you @lisajewelluk @niccicloke @watsoncomedian Peter Swanson @jopiazza Hattie Williams @eleanorraybooks Adam Roberts some summer reading recommendations feat
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I'm about to break so much news I honestly feel like John Simpson. New tour dates (loads), book events (one with Alex Horne), more. If you're not on my mailing list, there's never been a better time in human history to join it.
markwatsonthecomedian.com
markwatsonthecomedian.com
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Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky retweeted
SNOOKER CLUB ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE! 🎙️☀️
@SHendry775 & @watsoncomedian are here for your snooker fix all summer long as Snooker Club continues every other Tuesday...
We’re starting the summer series TOMORROW with a big one: Hendry’s Top 5 Players of All Time! 👀🐐
@SHendry775 & @watsoncomedian are here for your snooker fix all summer long as Snooker Club continues every other Tuesday...
We’re starting the summer series TOMORROW with a big one: Hendry’s Top 5 Players of All Time! 👀🐐
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Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky retweeted
SIGNED & DEDICATED copies of "One Minute Away", the new novel by the lovely Mark Watson @watsoncomedian are available to order from us!
It's published in July, but you can pre-order a copy from me!
#BGBexclusive
Here's a link.
biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copies/…
It's published in July, but you can pre-order a copy from me!
#BGBexclusive
Here's a link.
biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copies/…
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This was pretty huge for him, to become champion and meet me within an hour.
ZHAO XINTONG ON THE SNOOKER CLUB PODCAST! 🚨🏆
The new World Champion joined @Shendry775 & @WatsonComedian backstage moments after the final — plus @timkeyperson & @rickedwards1 added to the Crucible chaos! 🎙️
Final episode of the season OUT NOW, wherever you listen! 👇
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SYDNEY: $25 ticket offer is currently underway. It's only until noon tomorrow. For context, Melbourne responded very well to the same promotion. I wouldn't want to stake everything on small-minded parochial rivalries. I'm just saying. sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/mark-wat…
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Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky retweeted
Who's the best snooker player in the world RIGHT NOW? 🌍🤨
Stephen Hendry has his say. 👇
#SnookerClub | @SHendry775 @watsoncomedian
Stephen Hendry has his say. 👇
#SnookerClub | @SHendry775 @watsoncomedian
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Melbourne people - they're doing their '$25 tickets for 25 hours' promotion right now. But I forgot to tell you at the start. Still, just over half the 25 hours to go. I'll remind you in the morning, I know it's late, sorry to be in your bedroom, bye.
comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/m…
comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/m…
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The new East London theatre is looking incredible. Is it over-ambitious for me to sell that many tickets? Yes. Nonetheless am I doing my tour opener there? Yep. Please do register for priority sales here.
sohotheatre.com/walthamstow-ar…
sohotheatre.com/walthamstow-ar…
New Soho Theatre Walthamstow Announces Raft Of Brilliant Comedy Shows beyondthejoke.co.uk/content/15784/……
@sohotheatre
@natdogkatdog
@AhirShah
@watsoncomedian
@daraobriain
@bejohnce
@LarryDeanComedy
@JosieLong
@amateuradam
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Oh, my book about failure and disappointment is out in paperback. You probably already have it because - well, it was in the news at the time - it was the first book to be bought by every man, woman and child on the planet. But just in case.
guardianbookshop.com/mortification-…
guardianbookshop.com/mortification-…
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HUGELY important, I would go so far as to say.
Comedian and podcast host @watsoncomedian has an important message for snooker fans ahead of the 2025 @JohnstonesTrade Masters! 👇
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I would definitely come to this if I was in London (which I am) and liked snooker (which I do, hang on) and wasn’t already going because I am Mark Watson (ah).
YESSS KYREN! 👊
World Champ @KyrenWilson will join @SHendry775 & @watsoncomedian for Snooker Club LIVE at Ally Pally on the eve of the 2025 @JohnstonesTrade Masters. 🌍🏆
Click below to buy tickets NOW 👇
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On Instagram Live from 9 until, to be fair, 5pm. You can also watch it on YouTube and live on BBC1 (that last bit isn’t true).
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Here are my tour dates (so far) for 2025. If there's no theatre near you, that's likely because the relevant one was too slow to respond. But again I must say, these are the shows SO FAR. Loads more to come. Including Wales/Ireland/your house.
markwatson.seetickets.com/tour/mark-wats…
markwatson.seetickets.com/tour/mark-wats…
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