I appreciate that Boris likes to party, but I'm not convinced he'd make any sense after, like, two beers.

The most anxious conversations at this swimming pool are being had with children in front of the vending machine

@sayakachan3 rough. Glad to hear your night has improved then

@sayakachan3 most of them seem to be like that as far as I can tell

You know it's finally summer in Wellington when you can move from the sun to the shade without a 15 degree temperature drop

Competitive Xmas parade watching.

"His stare is cold and his romanticism is brutal. His songs are half-sung melodies of menace." -- Morrissey on Lou Reed, in Autobiography.

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@SeanMosby man, I hear you on that one.

@SeanMosby presumably just llama bleets.

@SeanMosby I'll take your wrd for it. Still, might b sensible for moderation when it comes to all night parties, every 2nd or 3rd night only

@SeanMosby surely you're not giving them up entirely. Just paying for the option to choose right?

@SeanMosby and weirdly geared up for the North America summer so it's all like empty and stuff for the other 50 weeks.

@SeanMosby that was quick. And, yar, you can build some nice buildings off the back of a bit of slaughter, no?