Type your name in the GIFs. The third one is you when you’re drunk.

I just got a spam email from Derek, this is all I could think of.

Before the Memphis Police Dept. releases the video of 5 MPD officers murdering #TyreNichols during a routine traffic stop, and that heinous video inevitably goes viral, I want to amplify THIS video of Tyre LIVING his best life. 🛹👑🙏🏿😔✊🏿
#JusticeForTyreNichols
🎥: Austin Dean

Spend your Monday evening with good friends and you start the week off right. Oh, and include lots of sushi at Eez. @eatdrinkclt @waitressdotcom @thesweetseoul

This is the most beautiful and powerful speech I’ve ever seen. I love Lizzo so much

Happy Holidays with my seasonal @ericandre sweater.

I love the statue of you in your hometown. @StephenKing 😂

Thank u Michael and @waitressdotcom for sharing OUR souls with Charlotte.

The Beetnik, pickled beets, fresh jalapeno, red onion, lettuce, mayo and Heinz ketchup. #HeinzArtBurger #contest "Submission"

We'll adopt your baby. @janewiedlin

A late nite one top(waitress lingo, a bullet) comes in right before closing of course! Late night people rarely want to eat much because it is late, so their bills are lower and they make you stay forever and they always want coffee or hot tea afterwards. Damn, go your ass home.

How easily I get off track. Anyway. I walk up to the man and ask him what would he like to drink, of course nothing, he wants water. So, I walk off, go back in the kichen start doing my side work, do my paperwork and go home. I TOTALLY forgot all about that man. I was at home.

checking my email and then I realized I left that man sitting there. Of course I was mortified, I never told anyone at work for fear that I would get fired. I went into work the next day, nothing was said, so I guess he just left. Sorry bullet.

Oy, eyes off the cell fone, nose to the grindstone. @StephenMerchant

This is going to be after the match.

Hey y’all. You probably know Lang Van is my second home, and second family. One of their team was just diagnosed with blood cancer so I’m selling the shirts I designed to raise money for her bills. If you love Lang Van now is the time to grab a shirt. (Dan does not sell them)

I hope Roy will be at the Match on Saturday.

Hey @WaffleHouse How are we suppose to make Valentine reservations if the phone just automatically plays a message? Help me! #romance

Go hit record right now for Janet Friday and Saturday night A&E or Lifetime.