infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 20
"money changed you"... you think i worked like that to stay the same?
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 16
the only way to get laid in san francisco is to be hired by biglab and tell foreign women about it
New York Post
@nypost
Oct 15
OpenAI warns employees about foreign 'honey pots' offering sex to steal AI secrets trib.al/TlKHW6V
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 15
they're calling him the most 5'10" man in existence
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 13
egirls are cutting their bath water with regular water
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 12
german nightclub bouncer with his testicles exposed informs me that my homer simpson tattoos are not in dress code
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 11
constant verbal abuse from my shift manager made worth by see the smile on the bag mans face every other friday
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 10
washing down 11 benadryl with s'mores buzz ball
Dexerto
@Dexerto
Aug 18
BuzzBallz are releasing two new Pop-Tarts flavored cocktails: Frosted S’mores and Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon
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infinity dollars retweeted
Hillary Clinton Gaming 420@chpstk_munchr_6
Oct 8
Knuckle tats that say UNCL PUSY
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 7
spotting hairy-pitted bartenders during my san fransisco pubcrawl like i'm on a lesbian safari
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 7
uncle, wait for it, pussy
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 6
trying new nicotine delivery methods. eye drops. facial mist. zyns in my open wounds.
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 5
my specialization in the effects of energy drinks on the taste of breastmilk
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 4
waifu-nipples.tsx
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infinity dollars retweeted
Ghislaine Maxwell Bong@gabzilla800
Oct 3
life feels like i'm at a restaurant where they take your order but never give you your food
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 3
starting a company that turns Science into Money
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 2
i'm jerking it to documentaries you wouldn't even eat to
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 1
plug scaled my bag with a triple beam balance
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Oct 1
wholesome eugenicist who believes in mandatory race mixing
HowlingMutant
@Howlingmutant0
Sep 30
Guys my kid is actually half Trinidadian and not half Indian so if you could please switch from Indian slurs to whatever the hell they call Trinidadian people I’d appreciate it
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Sep 30
either everybody's tits are getting bigger or i'm getting hornier
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infinity dollars@tylenolpatriot
Sep 29
staying in touch with my feminine side by crashing out at the slightest inconvenience
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