after 16 years of research, ai models have become celeryman-complete. live on celeryman dot fun

now live on smash.fun: Super Smash Bros Melee support. Play as yourself or 1000+ others in the browser

updated source code is available here github.com/turtlesoupy/op…. Thanks to the wonderful 100% Melee decomp and the PC port which was used for the basis of WASM github.com/999sian/melee-…

there is something special about hearing my name on a real n64. Experimental support now available in our github repo

github.com/turtlesoupy/op… for anyone to try; check the readme for "N64 cartridge image"

I love Smash 64 but I wish I was in it, so I hacked the original game to run in the browser and put myself + 1000 others in

Upload yourself at smash dot fun

Full intro - it is built on the 100% Super Smash Bros. 64 decomp, running in the browser via WASM.

Play: smash.fun

Source code here if you want to run locally github.com/turtlesoupy/op…

Roblox used to require coding skills to build games and we tried to see if that's true with Codex and Claude.

First we ported Quake to Roblox with "Frag Party" => flop. Then we spent two weeks to lovingly craft a fish trash collection game "You're a Fish, Save the World" => flop.
a game overnight called "Peck for Profit" where a drinking bird hits a button and coins spit out => 500K MAU and peak 1.8k concurrents. Roblox is strange.

3 years ago today, first day at oai with the @illdotinc crew

channelling my inner jeff bezos every time I get one of these model capacity messages

Happy 5.6 day; the full series is now live on intheweights. Scores will jitter on re-query

h/t @sherwinwu for the reminder

had a crazy idea on Friday: port Quake to Roblox. After a /goal, $3000 of Fable tokens and four sleepless nights, meet Robloquake, a function-by-function port of Quake, Quakeworld and mods to luau. Open source and playable in Roblox today

Fulfilling my GPL obligations to @ID_AA_Carmack, repo available here github.com/turtlesoupy/ro…

Mods are supported but I need to go mod-owner by mod-owner. @ZoidCTF your license says I will become a friend of satan if I release threewave; do I have your blessing? Surreal to see 2fort and the CTF flag alive again

Two sentence horror: git bisect. Run /usage-credits to keep using Fable 5 or /model to switch models

workin' on a new personal website concept

I'm in this film for about four seconds singing happy birthday and I think it's my best work. From the wild mind of @jasonyuan, Hivemind has been my favourite phone contact for four months now