Joe
@totnumjoe
Nov 5
Didn’t we just do this
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Nov 5
🚨🇵🇹 BREAKING: CRISTIANO RONALDO RETIRES FROM INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL.
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@totnumjoe
Nov 5
45 year old Harold breaking the prem record
David Ornstein
@David_Ornstein
Nov 5
🚨 BREAKING: Harry Kane signs record-breaking new Bayern Munich contract. 33yo striker extends from next summer to June 2029 on most lucrative deal in #FCBayern history. Believed to make England captain Europe’s highest-paid player by salary @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/76492…
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@totnumjoe
Nov 4
We’ve gone so clear
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
@AlbicelesteTalk
Nov 4
Julián Álvarez congratulates Harry Kane on winning the Ballon d'Or ❤️🤝
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Joe
@totnumjoe
Nov 2
Got cancelled again but didn’t even know until now because I got battered last night
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@totnumjoe
Nov 1
“Virgil”
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@totnumjoe
Nov 1
There’s like a 97% chance that Gabriel has a vagina
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@totnumjoe
Nov 1
There’s so much passion and talent in this squad I genuinely think this group will go to the very top
.@elithfc
Oct 31
What a photo
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@totnumjoe
Oct 31
Talking stage apparently just pulled up to the notts trick or dick func
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Joe
@totnumjoe
Oct 31
#lobos
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Joe
@totnumjoe
Oct 31
Scammed another wurl clarse academy talent
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Joe
@totnumjoe
Oct 31
Kudus humbling him #biggerpicture
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Joe
@totnumjoe
Oct 31
low block slop
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Joe
@totnumjoe
Oct 31
Boom Boom Boom Boom
Matetas in the changing rooms
😂
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Joe
@totnumjoe
Oct 31
BOOOOM
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@totnumjoe
Oct 31
Tel lowk got superstar archetype
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Joe
@totnumjoe
Oct 30
Out for weeks for feeling too dizzy… #HesStillSpinning
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Oct 30
🚨🔵 Maxence Lacroix will be out for several weeks and likely to be back only in 2027 with hamstring injury.

Bad news for Chelsea as also France have ruled Lacroix out for next international break, as @FabriceHawkins reported.
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Joe
@totnumjoe
Oct 30
😂
Daily Mail Sport
@MailSport
8 Jun 2017
Harry Kane: I want to win the Ballon d'Or! dailym.ai/2s8HcVP
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Joe
@totnumjoe
Oct 30
#brutal
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@totnumjoe
Oct 30
Talking stage ran halloween costume gimmick and she’s going as a 97.8% naked bunny
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@totnumjoe
Oct 28
“Chelsea FC”
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