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Mourinho's Real Madrid was something special. 😭🔥
Imagine combining his winning mentality, Cristiano Ronaldo's hunger, rising young talents and a fully fit squad.
That team was built for war.
Football fans, be honest… was Mourinho's Madrid one of the most dangerous teams we've ever seen? 👀🤍
Imagine combining his winning mentality, Cristiano Ronaldo's hunger, rising young talents and a fully fit squad.
That team was built for war.
Football fans, be honest… was Mourinho's Madrid one of the most dangerous teams we've ever seen? 👀🤍
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This movie should be at the top of your list if really you love action scenes.
📽️ 𝗗𝗘𝗡 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗦
📽️ 𝗗𝗘𝗡 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗦
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Regardless of how hard Liam Hemsworth tried to play the role of the Witcher.. he couldn’t do it like Henry Cavill would
📽️ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥
📽️ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥
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Been on this app since 2017 and only today I found out selecting “Copy Link” lets you screenshot the tweet. 😭😂
Tell me I’m not the only one who didn’t know this.
Omo, we learn every day
Tell me I’m not the only one who didn’t know this.
Omo, we learn every day
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Librarian: Sir, you cannot eat in here.
Man: It’s just a small sandwich. I’m being quiet.
Librarian: Food is not allowed in the library. At all.
Man: But I’m starving. I came straight from work.
Librarian: That doesn’t change the rules.
Man: So what am I supposed to do? ’re supposed to eat outside. This is a library, not a cafeteria.
Man: I paid for a membership. I should be able to eat if I’m not making a mess.
Librarian: Membership doesn’t come with a dining table. Please take the food out.
Man: This is ridiculous. It’s one sandwich!
Librarian: And I’m asking you once more to remove it.
Man: Or what? You’re gonna kick me out over bread and cheese?
Librarian: Yes. Exactly that.
Man: Wow. Okay. I’m leaving. But this is crazy.
Librarian: Thank you. Enjoy your sandwich… outside.
Man: (turns back) Can I at least finish the page I was reading first?
Librarian: No.
Man: It’s just a small sandwich. I’m being quiet.
Librarian: Food is not allowed in the library. At all.
Man: But I’m starving. I came straight from work.
Librarian: That doesn’t change the rules.
Man: So what am I supposed to do? ’re supposed to eat outside. This is a library, not a cafeteria.
Man: I paid for a membership. I should be able to eat if I’m not making a mess.
Librarian: Membership doesn’t come with a dining table. Please take the food out.
Man: This is ridiculous. It’s one sandwich!
Librarian: And I’m asking you once more to remove it.
Man: Or what? You’re gonna kick me out over bread and cheese?
Librarian: Yes. Exactly that.
Man: Wow. Okay. I’m leaving. But this is crazy.
Librarian: Thank you. Enjoy your sandwich… outside.
Man: (turns back) Can I at least finish the page I was reading first?
Librarian: No.
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Host: So what’s the plan for today’s segment?
Guest: I want to play a game. Rules are simple.
Host: I’m in. What’s it called?
Guest: It’s called “Five Minutes of Honesty.” You can ask me anything. I have to answer truthfully… but I also get to ask you one question at the end Host: That sounds dangerous. You sure you want to open that door?
Guest: I’m sure. Clock starts now.
Host: Alright. First question — do you actually like being on this show, or are you just here because your publicist made you?
Guest: Both. I like the show. I also like not getting fired by my publicist.
Host: Fair. Second — has anyone ever successfully flirted with you on live television?
Guest: Once. He crashed and burned so hard the producers cut the segment.
Host: Noted. I’ll try not to become a cautionary tale. Third — if I asked you to dinner after this, what’s the real reason you’d say no?
Guest: Because you’d spend the whole night trying to prove you’re better at this game than you actually are.
Host: Ouch. And accurate. Last one before your turn — what’s something you want right now that you’re not supposed to admit on camera?
Guest: I want you to stop looking at me like that. It’s distracting and I’m trying to stay professional.
Host: That’s not an answer, that’s a confession.
Guest: Time’s up. My question.
Host: Go.
Guest: If I told you I already said yes to dinner… would you still be this confident, or would you finally get nervous?
Host: …I would get nervous. Immediately.
Guest: Good. Then pick me up at eight. And try not to rehearse any more lines on the way.
Host: Ladies and gentlemen… I think I just lost.
Guest: You did. But at least you lost honestly.
Guest: I want to play a game. Rules are simple.
Host: I’m in. What’s it called?
Guest: It’s called “Five Minutes of Honesty.” You can ask me anything. I have to answer truthfully… but I also get to ask you one question at the end Host: That sounds dangerous. You sure you want to open that door?
Guest: I’m sure. Clock starts now.
Host: Alright. First question — do you actually like being on this show, or are you just here because your publicist made you?
Guest: Both. I like the show. I also like not getting fired by my publicist.
Host: Fair. Second — has anyone ever successfully flirted with you on live television?
Guest: Once. He crashed and burned so hard the producers cut the segment.
Host: Noted. I’ll try not to become a cautionary tale. Third — if I asked you to dinner after this, what’s the real reason you’d say no?
Guest: Because you’d spend the whole night trying to prove you’re better at this game than you actually are.
Host: Ouch. And accurate. Last one before your turn — what’s something you want right now that you’re not supposed to admit on camera?
Guest: I want you to stop looking at me like that. It’s distracting and I’m trying to stay professional.
Host: That’s not an answer, that’s a confession.
Guest: Time’s up. My question.
Host: Go.
Guest: If I told you I already said yes to dinner… would you still be this confident, or would you finally get nervous?
Host: …I would get nervous. Immediately.
Guest: Good. Then pick me up at eight. And try not to rehearse any more lines on the way.
Host: Ladies and gentlemen… I think I just lost.
Guest: You did. But at least you lost honestly.
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The journey of being your best is not easy. It’s full of setbacks.
Winner don’t quite, they persist and have the ability to overcome.
Winner don’t quite, they persist and have the ability to overcome.
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Through back 2024 quote me with your
How Thursday gonna be
How Thursday gonna be
Throwback Thursdays Quote me with your hardest throwback picture
This me 2014 12 years ago. was getting ready for a show and decided to try out the outfit first before that night at Bukka Hut comedy night in Lekki 😭
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Water flows endlessly. When one way is blocked you find another one.
Yahoo don cast Bobby and his HK boys don open business. Let see how this one go😆😆
Yahoo don cast Bobby and his HK boys don open business. Let see how this one go😆😆
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