theo@theosal
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Tried to register with a local dentist online and now my ads are just fake dentist scams
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theo@theosal
3h
Sorry mate, I’ve no change
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theo@theosal
5h
Heavily discounted tickets for this secured from coworker
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau
9h
RIP Bill Maher
New York Post
@nypost
19h
California man, 97, dies at his own birthday party moments after dancing to Bee Gees' 'Stayin' Alive' trib.al/5DwKmb8
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theo@theosal
Nov 4
Sade when her man thought it was an ordinary love
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theo@theosal
Nov 3
When dictionaries release their word of the year and it's some shit like "mogging"
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theo retweeted
I’m Shebecca Escrow@_shebecca
Nov 2
me at the afters last night
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theo@theosal
Nov 1
Rented The Devils but it expired before I remembered to watch it
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theo@theosal
Nov 1
Writing a thoughtful reply to a tweet that was deleted before you could send
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theo@theosal
Nov 1
I think they have run out of ideas on bake off unless they haven't already done Rice Krispies Treats
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theo@theosal
Oct 31
“Made on X”
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theo@theosal
Oct 31
Last minute costume
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theo@theosal
Oct 31
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theo@theosal
Oct 31
Was the first and only customer when Gail’s bakery opened this morning
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theo@theosal
Oct 30
Weather forecaster predicted boo-tiful sunny skies
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theo@theosal
Oct 30
Commuting into work today like
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theo@theosal
Oct 28
Good afternoon ma’am
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theo@theosal
Oct 27
Oomfs falling for AI celebrity paparazzoids all over the timeline
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theo@theosal
Oct 26
Israeli election up next
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theo@theosal
Oct 25
Twitter user “Gay Interrupted”
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