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working on being a more normal and well adjusted individual
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getting this big and then lying to people when they ask if you work out probably feels sooo good
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thinking about getting composite bonding done
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if u focus hard enough u can cause psychic damage to ppl who disagree with you online
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i fall asleep with a hair tie on my wrist and i wake up to no hair tie. does anyone know how to ward off goblins?
there has to be an evil goblin stealing my hair ties when i’m not looking so him and his friends can build mini trebuchets. im sure of it
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Japanese people watching the French call them pedophiles on here.
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15 traits of highly intelligent people
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he is my favorite fakecel
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ah... today is the last pythagorean theorem day for 78 years.. i ask that everyone treat their right triangles with the proper reverence
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i haven’t been at work in a while and i just tapped my sharpie twice to switch to an eraser
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stupidest reply ive gotten on here said incels should get into poetry to better express their softer side. this just sounds like setting up a person to speedrun the bad ending
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i wonder what SSRI made my mutual start posting hopeslop
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fakecels
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japanese is one of the few languages where u keep it to urself if ur learning it
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Replying to @theonlytruecel
i just mean because of public perception of the average weeb. if someone irl asks what language you are learning and you say italian or arabic no one bats an eye. but if u say japanese it receives a very cringe reaction
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