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Oya. I'm just a cyber security student and I don't know shit. I am a very low level hacker who writes malware for fun on the side...

Nakuwanga a huge disappointment ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Above all me napenda matiti tu. Easiest way to kidnap me...
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Bachelas living denjarasli.
Nyama ya Mia na KC ya x7 the meat ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
We sail thru the weekend
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Uzuri I only do Zoho finance Apps. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Tf, this guy's using Postman to log his in-time attendance on a Zoho app ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Dude proudly showed me he marked himself present at 9:00 AM while sitting right next to me on the metro at 9:48 ๐Ÿซ 
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Eeeh?! Mliamza bila kutumia?!
I love the commitment
And so, it begins.
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Kwa hivo unasema Mascardi are out here selling lemons at premium price...
Where is the consumer protection?
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Who saw her body... who verified...
BREAKING: Salome Wanjiku, the woman accused of stabbing her boyfriend, Conrad Nyabuto, 27 times in Kamakis, has reportedly died by suicide.

Conrad, a young IT specialist, was brutally killed about two years ago after a dispute with Salome, who was reportedly unhappy about the alome was arrested and charged in connection with his murder. She was out on bond awaiting trial, with the case scheduled for hearing on December 2, 2026.

Reports now indicate that she took her own life and was buried on October 19, 2026.

A tragic case that has taken another heartbreaking turn. Two lives lost, and a family still left with unanswered questions. ๐Ÿ’”
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We are at 37 Paid accounts. I need 13 more brevs...
Link hii hapa if you're on a paid subscription without a Partner, halla... nitakusupporti

zurl.co/StratusAfrica
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แด‡สŸ๊œฐแด ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ผ retweeted
Wale wako interested, we will do this on the first sunday of November ,1st November 2026,kujeni tucheze ball,tukimbie,we ride the merry go round n just have fun as adults.
Nani wanataka twende uhuru park tucheze ball na tukule ice cream na tupande merry go round ?
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Quoted 6% higher than local competitors across 3 countries and still got the projects approved.
Turns out, when you deeply understand the systems, the business processes, and how everything connects, price isn't the only deciding factor.
Expertise speaks. Value sells.
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those who absconded should be put to task... name them please
@Gitz__ There it is
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Who sponsored / Proposed this bill in the first place?
Fellow Kenyans, the Constitution is clear.

The electoral system must be โ€œaccurate, verifiable, secure, accountable and transparentโ€

No law is superior than our Katiba.

I will work with the Peopleโ€™s Coalition for Electoral Reforms @Reforms_Ke to thwart any efforts to return us to the dark era of ECK or the post election violence of 2007/08.
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They are giving us every reason to oust this government. I tend to think the people around @WilliamsRuto hate him so bad and he doesn't see it. They raise prices willy Milly pass bills that are retrogressive just to give us reasons to be in the streets. They want him gone
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Akishaingia we need to protect him at all costs because some of the constituencies and Counties are fully illiterate and will recycle their shitty MPs. who's goal will be to frustrate H.E
Sifuna itabidi tuingize yeye statehouse by force...We cannot survive another 5 yrs of this mfs.
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Si against the Amendment to not stream election results?
Comrades it has been confirmed Monday is a shutdown.

#RejectFuelPriceKE
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Streets are hailing this time he cannot dare abduct and murder us lest he completely alienates himself. Tukifinya NI Hadi mwisho... Who says no?
The National Assembly has approved the Elections Amendment Bill 2024, which could scrap mandatory livestreaming of polling station results, raising fresh concerns over transparency ahead of the 2027 General Election.
#KTNPrime @TheJesseRogers
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The way this post has been structured at the start...
May the little souls rest and may the mother be held accountable
COPARENTING DISASTER: I've just watched one of the most heartbreaking things a co-parent can ever experience, and honestly, I'm angry. ๐Ÿ’”

Kennedy Njau (the man below) was co-parenting three children with his ex-wife. Over the weekend, he dropped the children off at
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Muniombee kuna mahali nilirusha smiley. Finally mustering the courage to go check on the trap... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Nime clear my Kilimall na AliExpress Carts nikaweka Tokens . We're back to brokenness like we never left ๐Ÿฅฒ.
Kesho inipe mehnnn ๐Ÿฅบ
Nakuwanga na insane luck man ๐Ÿ˜‚
Nilianza siku na 88bob btwn me n poverty...
Jana I had to sleep kwetu coz I couldn't get back to mines. Leo after threatening and nuking shit... Nafunga siku vizuri
By morning nitakuwa natafta fare ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜‚ gaddemit
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Ndio unluckiest kurudi bunker...
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Replying to @thelocalelf
I forgot... Appreciation tweet for @kaputeifarm ... Nibbas know sauce ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ
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ABIT too stiff ... But we can work something out
A little cutie ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿ’•
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