@NYAANNIEE Ass too phat to fit on the list. A skill for sure

@Chezil_ That’s weird, nothing changed

@AteclockServing There are so many better ways to eat beef tongue. Barely seasoned smh

@sfdoc110 Yeah imma just say it. 3 wins. 4 gets eaten in about 8 seconds. 2 is dust by brunch, and the only one putting up a fight is 1. Mainly because Alaska, Idaho, and Montana are insane too, just not talked about much

@BunnyxVA Did you steal my cream cheese frosting??? D:<

@NYAANNIEE I raise my nephew and younger siblings so probably lol. Though it’s definitely tough at times

@danatationn We don’t know if they lied. After all they said “we’ll” so they may be hidden away with the breedbot 9000, leaving us to our own devices

@RanQueenofCups Well yeah? That would be me helping ease the pain of the one I love so obviously I would. I don’t want the one I love suffering or going through pain ever, even if it’s to bring something to this world that’s a part of both of us. So if I could I would without hesitation.

@TsukiVRC Yooooo same!

@planefag Scalpers: But but but but but I should be able to resell at a profit because I’m more important than everyone!
Everyone else: Ha, get fucked asshole

@midasnverena It’s amazing and makes me laugh every time lol. I couldn’t find the 5x speed version which is even better but it’s still beautiful

@midasnverena Worst part is the Felix gif in the context of pegging just reminds me of this LMAO

@midasnverena **concerned and aroused**

@glooomiii Wait no! If you eat that cable I can’t wor-
*the zapping of 1200 watts*
Fuuuuuuuu

@tinypixiedae Hell yeah! If either of you can walk straight the next few days ya didn’t plap hard enough

@pokemon_twts Me showing off my kid when I finally have one

@NYAANNIEE Oh hell, I watched many of these as a kid too! Oh-
Is this why I’m so fucked up? Sheeeeet
#worthit

@missusmummy I can just imagine the notification sound of “You’ve got nudes!”

@brunchbunnyttv I’ve been in this situation before. They hide me from everyone. Didn’t tell any friends until they absolutely had to. One should be unabashed about telling the world about the one they love, not hide them away like they’re ashamed

@prettypupssy lol it’s amazing! The abridged is really funny too