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Claude reverse engineered my 32-year-old Jeep. Then it started controlling it.

Edited with Fable 5.2
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Default settings is the correct answer here
i can reliably tell how technical the person is based on their macOS dock icon size
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We got your back, New York!
Community note
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).

arkolith.com/news/news-micr…
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governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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SITUATION DETECTED: Researchers at MIT show that GPT-6 Astra can natively read and write neural network weights through pure reasoning - no gradients, no training loops - calling it Weight-Space Programming.
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abdou retweeted
A prime RL Grime Halloween Mix would hit like CRACK rn
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Con la refcam se aprecia la locura de lo buenos que son y la velocidad y potencia con la que ejecutan los movimientos. Qué barbaridad la élite.
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lmao I swear Apple is quietly trying to do away with the iPad.

First we got an iPhone that unfolds into an iPad, and now we have a Mac thats an even bigger iPad than the biggest iPad.

Only a matter of time until the Neo models come out
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ngl posing with goats and making that the primary marketing term is kinda cringe.

if it's true he wouldn't need to be doing all of that
GOAT’s out of the bag. @sc #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLXI
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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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you're an encryption expert??

ok, name a private key
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The iPhone Duo has failed my durability test. The inner display started to fail after rubbing it in diamonds, ketchup, and a bathtub of dog urine. I cannot in good conscience recommend this product
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nobody:

the browser company:
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and then it broke and would create literally the worst mess imaginable
The original ghost face mask with the blood pump that everyone wanted from the late 90s
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The naysayers talking about “app optimization” are about to experience the full power of the Apple developer ecosystem.

Within the month every major app will be optimized, and by Christmas there will be a handful of indie made Duo-exclusive blockbusters
At this point you already know my signature with tiny details. Sending the app to Apple for review and it should be ready for review this weekend.
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Most psychotic floor plan I have ever seen, you would be so on edge shitting in that toilet with three doors
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THE FUTURE IS HERE
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and they play out of the Mercedes-Benz stadium 🤣
New PFP 👀
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A printer printing onto paper.
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A pair of scissors cutting a single hair.
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