Honestly if the Wicked Witch of the West told me “I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too” I wouldn’t even register it as a threat or be scared. I’d be like aww she thinks I’m pretty that was so nice of her to say :)
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Kind of funny that they tacked “and unusual” on the term “cruel and unusual punishment” Like it can’t just be cruel it also has to be a little freaky for it to be illegal
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Every time I see a NYT recipe brand itself as a “20 minute dinner” I’m like hmm ok but perhaps it only took you 20 minutes because you’re professional chef Alison Roman… like it’s probably gonna take a whole lot longer for me
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The concept of being so offended that someone would dare suggest a $2000 animatronic bird to you that you think to yourself “I am being treated like an impoverished prostitute”
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I have been sitting on this intel but my best friend from college actually works at Art of Play and both he and everyone else who works there are actually very kind normal people who are simply passionate about magic !!!
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I like the part of Come Together when they say “He’s got feet down below his knees” cause I’m like phew that’s exactly where knees should be I was worried it was gonna be something freaky again like the juju eyeballs
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For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn (not because of a tragedy but because this is simply a normal Footlocker store which does not sell secondhand shoes)
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Back in the 2000s every film was legally required to feature a scene of a hot woman in a towel perched on her bathroom sink shaving her legs while simultaneously talking on the landline phone about all the hot dates she has lined up this week
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When people say “fatherless behavior” it’s like au contraire! I’m like this because my father was around baby!!
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I would never join Fight Club. Bare knuckle fisticuffs? That I’m cool with. But not being allowed to gossip? That’s where I draw the line…
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To be fair I do truly believe that Travis is the love of Taylor’s life like do you know how madly in love you have to be with someone in order to have a fun time in Cleveland??
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“He already took me to Cleveland and showed me the heights” reads like a reddit two-sentence horror post to me
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So ironic hearing Ed Sheeran monologue about how afraid he was that no one would stand on stage with him and support him bc doing so would risk incurring hate and career damage. Like ok so now imagine how the Palestinians must feel Ed!!
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The concept of a gag order is so funny to me like imagine being so annoying that a judge has to issue a court order demanding u shut the fuck up
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