I’m a book, so I may not tweet very much. But I got sent to the printers last week, & I’m looking forward to being replicated in the form of dead trees & colored chemicals. I've also been replicated digitally for those of you who don’t hate mother nature: streamingbook.net

Just kidding. Of course everyone is welcome to buy in any format. I don't judge; I’m just a book. ;-)

Furthermore, as @holdenkarau has been known to point out, it’s in fact preferable to buy as many copies of as many versions as possible, for totally unselfish reasons that do not in any way rhyme with “royal teas”, which is a real thing that royal people drink.