I’d get into character and just be fighting people all night 😭😭😭😭

I love being a girlfriend. I love the dates, the random flowers, the forehead kisses, the little surprises. I love all of it.

HR: “You’ve been here for only three days, and we’re already receiving complaints about you.”

Accountant: “What did I do wrong?”

HR: “You rejected the CEO’s expense report. You cannot embarrass senior management like that.”

Accountant: “The report contains $18,000 in personal expenses disguised as company expenses.”

HR: “That’s not your concern. Your job is to process payments, not question the CEO.”

Accountant: “I was hired to protect the company’s finances. I cannot approve fraudulent expenses.”

HR: “Be careful. People who challenge management don’t last long here.”

The accountant smiled.

Accountant: “Then perhaps you should check who hired me.”

HR frowned.

HR: “What do you mean?”

At the gym hitting muscle failure after hitting sleep failure, financial failure and mental failure...

When you see “AI content” or “AI generated” at the bottom of her photo 😭

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i so much love when the sex feel emotional and so passionate, like damn, I'm going to cry 😭😂 I love you so much why are you doing this to me 😭omg

If any of these things happen, a guy is secretly texting her and she is considering him:

now the fast & furious movies never gonna end.

Husband trying to drown his wife in a public fountain 😱

Andy hits a massive 2481x win on Rainbet! 🔥

Ths is the most weird fight av seen in a long time!!🤣🤣🤣 What fight? They both missed… I guess the rain won this fight. 😂

Black guy recorded himself walking up to a white kid and hitting him until he passed out

Throwback to IShowSpeed brother Jamal fought in school

Was this self defense or attempted murder?
Small guy pulls a gvn after getting beat

Toddler: I don’t want to eat breakfast today.
Me: oh ok
Toddler: but I would like an oat muffin.
Me: ok. Here you go.
10 minutes later.
Toddler: can I have some yogurt?
Me: sure. Here you go.
10 minutes later.
Toddler: (singing) now can I have an apppppple?!
Me: yep. Cut up or big?
Toddler: BIG!
A moment later, mid-apple bite
Toddler: I don’t want to eat breakfast today
Me: ok
Toddler: these are just snacks
Me: mmmhmm got it

me when i was 7 and put my moms headbands on my eyes and pretended to be cyclops from x-men

Inde Navarrette OMG😍

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