un hilo necesario de celebs cáncer ♋️ con sus perritos

empiezo yo con mi fav: ariana grande y toulouse 🖤

wow

Ok, I didn’t expect a story time on Saturday, but here we go. What I’m about to write is TRUE. It is insane, stupid, and very dumb, but it is true. Earlier today Donald J Trump, the p[resident of the United States, posted that he had offered the job of Press Secretary to Dana White. Well, it was the wrong Dana White… 🧵

ya vieron lo que hizo la IA de Tony Robins?! le dijo que Musk, etc tienen un robot, que si va a comprar uno y que si lo deja “fundirse” con el robot. Lo mando alv y a los 3 días, la IA ya había comprado un robot y lo había mandado a la casa de Tony 🫠

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acabo de salir a la terraza a fumar y hay un jodido ovni flotando encima del mar justo aquí en frente de la ciudad a la vista de todos
sólo está quieto lleva una media hora sin moverse nunca había visto uno tan cerca pero está aquí y se ve enorme
lo estoy viendo mientras escribo

una hora esperando para renovar mi tarjeta de @palaciohierro
una hora que pude comprar añgo. una hora que me tuvieron en punto de venta porque incapaces de hacer este trámite automático/a casa y una hora perdida finde pudieron hacer la espera menos tortuosa.

If a cyberattack or extreme global event were going to happen, I'd be looking at February 2027.

February eclipses are in the same degree as in 2008, when the Great Financial Crisis kicked off, combined with Uranus stationing direct and Mercury retrograde.

Now we have AI data similar structure and course, and a new Congress.

Solar eclipse 7 Feb at 17°38' Aquarius, same degree as 2008 GFC and ruled by Uranus, which will be stationing direct, triggering instability

Uranus direct on 8 Feb at 1°41' Gemini

Mercury is retrograde from 10 Feb at 5°59' Pisces until 3 Mar at 20°55' Aquarius, which adds chaos and reversal

Lunar eclipse 21 Feb at 1°59' Virgo, and this one looks especially gnarly since the eclipse is ruled by retrograde Mercury in Aquarius, conjunct retrograde Mars and square Uranus. Very unstable, erratic, unpredictable energy.

Pluto is conjunct the US South Node (Brennan Chart) at 6° Aquarius right after eclipse season, which could trigger debt/dollar issues.

We also have retrograde Jupiter conjunct the South Node in Leo at 20°.

As always, plan for the worst and expect the best.

me URRRRGE el episodio del caso de Lindsay Clancy en @LeyendasPodcast @ElBadiablo

me: "mom i want SKIMS andvent calendar!!"

mom: "no, we have it at home"

the skims calendar at home:

sería yo

jajaja está espantoso

Ya se fueron los ovnis que nos cuidaban raza, vayan preparando sus mochilas

more like SCAMS.
honestly, these advent calendars are worse year after year and yet, people keep on falling into these

Prediction #88

🔴November 9- 16, 2026: A Critical Window for America, Iran, Israel and Global Stability

I have repeatedly warned about the period between November 9 and 16, and my concerns are becoming stronger.

The reported US strikes on Iran around November 2-3 may not be ation. I believe the next phase could be more serious, with the possibility of retaliation and further military escalation.

But this is not just about war.

The US midterm elections have taken place, and the political reactions to the results deserve close attention. Israel's political future and the question of government formation add another dimension to an already sensitive geopolitical period.

🔴Why am I particularly concerned about November 9- 16?

Mars will cross Gandanta, moving from debilitated Cancer into Leo, where Jupiter and Ketu are positioned in the opening degrees of Magha Nakshatra.

Mars represents aggression, military action and weapons. Ketu signifies sudden disruption and unexpected events. Jupiter magnifies the significance of the conjunction.

Magha represents the throne, rulers, governments and political authority.

My astrological concerns for this period are:

- America- Iran: Further escalation, retaliation and military confrontation.
- US elections: Political disputes, strong reactions and challenges surrounding the results.
- Israel:Leadership uncertainty, coalition struggles and possible developments affecting regional security.
- Global security:Heightened concerns about attacks, terrorism and sudden acts of aggression.
- Natural calamities: Astrological indications I associate with storms, earthquakes and other disruptive events.

🔴November 13- 16 is especially sensitive, as Mars enters Leo and approaches Jupiter and Ketu near the Gandanta junction. Mercury and Venus turning direct around this period add another layer of potential change.

My central prediction remains: November 3 may have been the beginning, but November 9- 16 could reveal the larger consequences.

Watch the reactions of governments and leaders. Sometimes the consequences of an event are far greater than the event itself.

*Astrotherapist1* 🔱

mercurio y venus rx en escorpión (y libra)🤡🫠🤡🫠

🔥 SE ACERCA EL 15 DE NOVIEMBRE Y LA INTENSIDAD VA EN AUMENTO.

Marte, Júpiter y el Nodo Sur se reúnen en una triple conjunción en Leo. Fuego puro. Una combinación que nos invita a estar atentos a lo que puede ponerse en movimiento, tanto en lo personal como en lo social.

Pueden sociales que creíamos olvidadas, conflictos que parecían superados y temas que pensábamos que habían quedado atrás, pero que ahora vuelven a escena para ser transitados una vez más.👇🏻

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Trump will remain President, but what he CANNOT do now:

Cannot approve any laws:
He needs Congress. With Democrats at 90, all his legislative proposals will be blocked.

2. Cannot secure funding:
Congress controls the budget. No financing for his MAGA projects, the Wall, etc.

3. Faces the risk of impeachment: Democrats can launch investigations and even proceed with impeachment.

4. Cannot appoint judges/officials freely: The Senate will block his choices.

5. Cannot conclude major foreign deals:
Trade agreements, war funding require Congress's approval.

In short: He will remain in the White House, sign executive orders, but Congress and Courts can overturn them. President in name, powerless in reality.

I don't do political astrology but cant ignore the next February solar eclipse between Trump's Uranus Pluto and the August solar eclipse on his Pluto - looks like some fireworks next year

A man “praying” as the plane goes down while the woman continues to work is actually the perfect metaphor for patriarchy

jupiter no siempre trae bendiciones, amix. solo trae big y huge