Surprise! Creators Syndicate, which syndicates my @tampabaytimes column, has pulled together a book of my essays. They can now be yours in bound page form with a slumpy manatee on the cover. amazon.com/Be-Serious-Ess…

Needed a mental break from ✨ takes✨. Come table shopping with me tampabay.com/opinion/2024/1…

Submitting your draft

My jaw was on the floor nytimes.com/2024/10/28/sci…

Never seen them in two places at the same time, have you?

“LEAVE ME ALONE.” - Me screaming at my Apple Watch as it tells me to “make it happen today”

Alright, everyone, let's go. tampabay.com/opinion/2024/1…

News Analysis: After Donald Trump’s win, the U.S. is on the edge of an authoritarian style of governance never before seen in its 248-year history. nyti.ms/3NWjgwU

Watching Uncut Gems to relax

I just typoed "election day" as "electron day," which frankly sounds a lot more fun and lighthearted and science-museumy.

Here's what I think on the endorsement front. Lucky to work somewhere that openly invites disagreement and dialogue. tampabay.com/opinion/2024/1…

Bridget Jones is a perfect film actually.

“You can’t miss it. You’ll see the sign that says ‘Biden has dementia.’ Turn in there.” - me giving my husband simple road directions in the year 2024.

🔥 "I’m furious at the generations of leaders who could have put protections in place but instead continue to bend over and get spanked by Big Condo." 🔥
Via @stephhayes
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Debris is the contents of a life.
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Why in every coffee shop is there a dude who looks like Justin Bieber talking loudly into an earpiece about raising $5 million in capital?

i think it's probably great and healthy that my body is now always in a constant state of anxiety, fear, and eternal stress

My Outlook will be all, "THIS IS BLOCKED CONTENT BECAUSE THIS USER ISN'T TRUSTED," and I will be all, "Oh, no, here we go" and click with one eye closed, and the message will be a thumbs-up emoji.