Jane Altoids retweeted
everywhere I go people are always saying “I am attracted to the strong sexual magnetism of famous celebrity Jane Altoids”
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Finding Frances is cosy to me because I get to feel like I’m hanging out in hotel rooms in Arkansas with a professional Bill Gates impersonator
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All the Macy stuff still makes me want to slam my head in my hands even though it’s the most staged stuff lol
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Jane Altoids retweeted
having a touchtunes account is one of the first signs of alcoholism
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Will the “I physically assaulted a man as a “joke” to assert dominance” play pay off Billy? Does anyone care? no
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Jane Altoids retweeted
I told you guys this would be the fucking narrative. It's infuriating bc we deserve better, but I wasn't wrong.
There’s an effort underway to erode black political power in this country by blocking the election of the first-ever African American Speaker of the House.
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Jane Altoids retweeted
and the piss too
the reason it's hot to watch a girl piss isn't even about the piss tbh it's the shy and vulnerable expression/body language the girl has while she pisses #Psychology
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There’s really no way to oversell how garbage this game is, it’s like the previous game WCW Mayhem except they strip out half the features and made the already ugly looking models look somehow worse
'WCW Backstage Assault' released on this day in 2000.
From the dying days of WCW comes their last [and worst] video game tie-in; which stripped wrestling of all its ring-centric mechanics, and re-centered the action entirely around half-baked backstage brawling.
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Jane Altoids retweeted
in The Dark Tower, King includes the guy who hit him with his car irl as a character by his actual name. he’s written as a low-IQ drunk asshole who hits and kills a child with his car instead of King. he is also a servant of Satan. the man was dead at the time of publication lol
Some of the most morbid stories about Stephen King aren't in his books.
When he was about 4, King went out to play with a friend near the railroad tracks. He came home alone, speechless and in shock.
His family later learned that his friend had been hit and killed by a train. t.
In the 1980s, he did so much cocaine that he wrote with cotton swabs stuck up his nose to stop the bleeding. He barely remembers writing some of his books, including the 1981 classic Cujo.
Then, in 1999, while he was out for a walk in Maine, a distracted driver in a minivan hit him and threw him 14 feet into a ditch. Almost every bone on the right side of his body was broken.
While King was in the hospital, his wife bought the van so nobody could sell pieces of it as souvenirs. King planned to smash it with a sledgehammer. The van ended up in a car crusher.
The driver died a year later, on September 21, 2000. It was Stephen King's birthday.
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