just been gifted a puzzle book that’s a mix between sudoku and murder. which is obviously a very lovely, thoughtful gift. but also a crazy way to find out you’re the most autistic person that somebody knows
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where do i get the Guinness italian mobster jacket and why does he have one before me
"If you can't believe the people sitting across from you on a simple question. Why should you believe them?"
Fionnán Sheehan, Irish Independent says RTÉ's latest appearance before an Oireachtas committee has put into question the credibility of the broadcaster.
#TonightVMTV
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you’ve no idea how much I’d thrive on asking someone am i reds or yellas four times in one game of pool and then absolutely blowing the fucking arse out of one of these
RSA to spend €1.5m on breathalysers in hotels and pubs to allow motorists check if they're over drink-driving limit buff.ly/eZoeLxc
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nothing in the world like having a lock of lovely little pints in the sun on a Saturday evening as a reward for doing absolutely fucking nothing productive with your day
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how the ninth pint hits after the dinner at a wedding when you realise you’ll be seeing yer vol-au-vents again before the band’s even started
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spochadóir retweeted
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
Jeff Bezos Claims AI Could Allow For 3-Day Workweeks And One-Income Families
go.forbes.com/bKpnur
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if i walk into a pub and people are queuing at one section of the bar im fuckin leaving. surround the fucking thing. get around it. fight for it. show them how much ya want yer fuckin pint. I’ve never had fun once in a bar i have to queue in. and i never fuckin will either.
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me to the CEO of Lyon’s when i finally get to ask if they were lying for years about the pyramid teabags being better or if they’re just knowingly selling everyone an inferior product now because it’s cheaper
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massive congrats to tonight’s three winners, Anna, Diego and Kayleigh #TraitorsIRL
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when you blow the costume budget on a helicopter and a speed boat so you just give the feens on the boat a gold mask and leave them wear their own trakkies and wellies #TraitorsIRL
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branding that simply could never work in ireland like i fully thought they were selling liquid viagra on facebook
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been so long since i was at mass i accidentally said cheers to the priest after getting communion instead of amen
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Ara could i get two pints a Guinness there, a Heineken, a lock a bags a crisps and a pint of fuckin full fat please
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genuinely mildly angered by the fact that Kilkenny’s tourism slogan is Come See, Come Do and not - as it fucking should be - Come See, Come Do, Camán
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if you catch me asking a waitress whether it’s An Actual Pie on the menu or a bowl of stew with a lid on it, please forgive me I’ve been betrayed too many times
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