In college u get to be something sexy for Halloween but when u become a mommy u end up being Master Splinter from Ninja Turtles bc ur kid is Leonardo
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@spacej_me Owls mate and nest in the winter, so this is probably hormonal, territorial aggression. The human head is owl-sized and can look like an owl from above if the person is moving quickly.
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He wouldn’t stop licking my face and hair so I tried to neutralize him by picking him up but he must lick.
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My friend went trail running the other day and saw some broken police tape and was like that’s weird and a few mins later he got SLAMMED in the back of the head. He thought someone threw a rock ??? But didn’t see anyone. Few mins later it happened AGAIN and it was a HUGE OWL
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He asked the park ranger and he was like “yeah we had to close that trail because of that last week. No idea why he’s doing that” ?????? Lmfao
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This is getting popular so if you have a little to spare or want to share this post, my friend and her boyfriend and their three cats and dog lost their recently purchased first home this week in a fire: gofund.me/7100d26ae
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Some guy looked at a cat thousands of years ago and said “yea let me bring this little freak into my living space” and now I live in Fear
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I thought I would try unexpectedly mashing my face into my kittens face to see how HE likes it and he fuckin loved it. He mashed back even harder.
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one of my best friends just lost everything in a house fire within the last few days, please consider donating/sharing 🫶 gofund.me/f8b7050fc
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My friends lost their home, everything they own, and one of their vehicles this week in a fire. They just bought the home this year, and they are devastated. Please consider donating or sharing❤️: gofund.me/931ac8dec
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“The egg is wet, high in protein, and a pH that bacteria like” is a phrase that will now inhabit my brain like a cancer until I say it out loud to someone who will have no idea what I am talking about
The hard boiled eggs at the hotel breakfast weren't boiled there. They came peeled, in brine.
The foodservice case is a 25 lb tub. The label reads hard cooked eggs, water, citric acid, sodium benzoate and nisin preparation as preservatives. Shelf life is 56 days in the cooler. A plant cooks the eggs in a continuous boiler, cracks and peels them with rollers and water jets, and floats them in the tub. The kitchen opens it, drains a hotel pan's worth and sets it out.
A peeled egg is wet, high in protein and sits at a pH bacteria like, so the acid drops the pH and the benzoate stops yeast and mold. Nisin is a peptide made by a dairy bacterium, and it's in there for Listeria. A 2019 Listeria outbreak traced to a Georgia plant that peels eggs made 7 people sick in 5 states, hospitalized 4 and killed 1.
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