Times letters today. Is this a mother mogging by publication in nation press? Moggs forever!
@LouiseMensch @Jacob_Rees_Mogg #mogging #WordofTheYear

Every house is insecure unless you have unbreakable glass windows & metal framed exterior doors.

The Suezidal Canal

#DowncastDestinations

The Great Bawl of China

#DowncastDestinations
@pun_who

This thread is a potential defamation claim unfolding before our eyes! @IslingtonBC your message below about getting in touch “with the team” (which team?) appears to confirm this book was stolen. Have you checked it wasn’t disposed of before implicating @BWBooks for selling?

Souflay

#MedievalMenus

@pun_who

Serf and Turf

#MedievalMenus

@pun_who

Hitler = “Uncle Alf”

@secondmentions #secondmentions

The Snicker Man

#SweetenedScripts

@pun_who

Tate & Lyle Always Know What You Did Last Summer

#SweetenedScripts
@pun_who

A Sprinkle In Time

#SweetenedScripts
@pun_who

Does the MailOnline know something we don’t ? Apparently #GeneWilder was married four times “in this life” (see caption)but they don’t say anything about how many times in his next life … #WhatDoTheyKnow

Cleopatra and The Aspirin

#PharmaceuticalFairytales

Animal Pharma

#PharmaceuticalFairytales

Mr Amoxi-Sillyin

#PharmaceuticalFairytales

@pun_who

The Big Pharma Giant

#PharmaceuticalFairytales

This whole thread reminds me of

#VictoriaWood song about #AnnWiddecombe . I love that it contains the lyrics “I sing I dance” years before she did strictly.

from VW Christmas special in 2000 : "Victoria Wood with All the Trimmings"

youtube.com/watch?v=T0X-dC…

#TheRepairShop Kirsten’s restoration of soap carving portrait of the grandfather. How emotional.

Dominic Cummings (not coming so ^Foot Balls Cummings home doesn’t work!) gave me an idea for sequence of people w alphabetical initials in reverse so
GH(Georgette Heyer), FE (Friedrich Engels) DC (Cummings) BA (I SO want BA Baracas but Bryan Adams) @VictoriaCoren #OnlyConnect

Count Binface = “the incorrigible novelty candidate”

Lovely @secondmentions from @TimesDiary @HackBlackburn @CountBinface #secondmentions

Well this is what Four Candles means in the UK but doubt either of them would get the joke. #Meghan is not British and Harry is too thick & uninterested in any kind of popular culture.

youtube.com/watch?v=pV1IP4…

Gulls Just Want to Have Fun

#BeachsideBallads

@pun_who

A Wave in A Manger

#BeachsideBallads
@pun_who

Going to the tip = “make your offerings to the God of Recycling”

@secondmentions in @thetimes

Sepulchrab sticks

#MoroseMunchies

@pun_who

Eeyorzo

#MoroseMunchies

@pun_who

My cousin always used to sing the Piggies are waiting Pigero Pigero song. Bit before my time but I still remember that but! #NatWestPigs

youtube.com/watch?v=nD2eyX…

The Last Slip

(RIP & with great respect to Eric Dane who was fantastic in #TheLastShip - worth watching if you haven’t seen it. S1 & 2 are the best)

#SlipperyScripts
@pun_who

The Life and Times of Henry the Tersigervateth

#SlipperyScripts
@pun_who

Ali Baba and the WD-40 Thieves

#SlipperyScripts

@pun_who

The Two Soaps

#SlipperyScripts

@pun_who

Two random unconnected @secondmentions from @TimesDiary

Norman Tebbit = “the Chingford polecat”

Scotch whisky = “the strong stuff”

Gyles Brandreth = “the teddy bear-collecting harbinger of death” (Private Eye)

Private Eye demonstrating the comedy available in a #secondmention
@secondmentions

A buffet.

@pun_who #WeatheringVictuals

Michael Fish Pie

#WeatheringVictuals @pun_who

Bacon, sausages, pig products (presumably including M&S Percy Pigs!) = “other porcine comestibles”

Rod Liddle in the Times on Peppa Pig at @GrimsbyAud

TV @secondmentions

Hippopotamuses = aquatic curmudgeons

From BBC 2 Natures Perfect Partners

Love that!

Enjoy. You are welcome

youtube.com/watch?v=NQkF7f…

Manger Mouse

#seasonalcelebrities

@pun_who

I’m sure he’s sleighing it at this time of year.

At about 32secs into that Mick Jaggers creepy old age wiggling looks like the serial killer from Silence of the Lambs

The Importance of Being Warmest
#WintryWritings @pun_who

It’s not worth considering. It’s like asking who would win a race between Donald Campbell’s speed record Bluebird and a three legged donkey from the donkey sanctuary.

I did know Tony Hart was alive and well and was a hereditary peer.

What would Morph say. (Serious lookalike work there ,3rd row, second from left) #TakeHart #Morph #Peerless

Tony Hart (1925-2009)

#AimlessAuthors

Sir Thomas Less

#AimlessAuthors

Jane Exaustin’

#AimlessAuthors #PeopleWhoPun

James VagaBond by Ian Phelghming

Miss Take likes this song from A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder a lot I’ve heard.

youtube.com/watch?v=uPnir1…

Full video where she hears the original at the end #tuesdayvibe

youtube.com/watch?v=kpwF98…

They are repeating You Rang M’ Lord (Perry / Croft ) sitcom on That’s TV 2 (free view 65) & I’d forgotten Bob Monkhouse sings the theme tune so delightfully 1920s style!

youtube.com/watch?v=boDXGY…

Someone has already been there

youtube.com/watch?v=Lv54ip…

Don’t be ridiculous. Our UK government fails to deport anyone even hardened violent criminals. No way would lovely Paddington be deported. Besides he has friends in high places.

That was J.R. Hartley but with a fishing rod instead of a pipe.
#JRHartley #NotJKRowling

youtube.com/watch?v=r2TilN…

Larry Grayson will tell you who Alice is

youtube.com/watch?v=yp6id4…

I don’t know what you are talking about. Those are clearly two roosters.

This is #FeathersMcGraw.

Hawaiian pizza (with pineapple) = “the tropical menace”. The Times

(quoting Head Chef of Lupa Pizza, Norwich who obviously has a second career as a journalist waiting for him)

@secondmentions

I think it’s superlooper at Escape, Penang. On right in this photo -goes up at an angle before it goes down. If he ran out of momentum approaching the turn, he’d need shuffling forward far to clear top to get gravity assistance. Probably felt backwards had more chance of moving

Like this?

What is this route? Do you mean from Carey St entrance along the long corridors on the first floor outside the old courts around the central hall? Or something else? I can’t visualise what you mean!

Dolphins for Fords surely? Or maybe fjords. Rewilding?

@topfamilylawyer . That’s exactly what I thought!

youtube.com/watch?v=uLlv_a…

But no it’s real. Live performance youtube.com/watch?v=N8EKpF…

Lovely @secondmentions from @TimesDiary . A biscuit heir = a crumb [of the famous biscuit family]

This is has got to be the best sentence you’ll readin any newspaper today! From @thetimes “he was so irritated that he … wrote to us”. The days of a strongly worded letter to the Times from disgusted of Tunbridge Wells live on. #media #RoxyMusic #BorisJohnson #TheTimes

I think there’s only one of those:

The Brief email from @TimesLaw today claims no reports in @thetimes have wrongly described #PrinceHarry barrister David Sherborne as a KC. Behold Times2p.2 this very day @legalhackette @legalcheek .It matters as according a hard earned award to those who don’t have it devalues it

Lots of nutrients for the plants! They’d have had to pay good money for such quality fertiliser. It probably grew so well ended up like this: #VomitInThePlantPot

Has a video aged as bad?
Yes. This one. This Morning discussing Jimmy Saville. Especially Holly’s comments about rumours.

youtube.com/watch?v=Eg3qam…

The knights

Fishmongers hall - looks like a great plaice.

I sound like a detestable human being because I think behaving with contempt to your partner is wrong? Perhaps a little self reflection is in order. I’m not the one who thinks jokes about Adolf Hitler are funny in 2023.

The fact you describe it as a silly point …

A squash ball helpfully fits neatly into a eye socket. You can be blinded. Wear goggles or one of these. Or go for the urgent injunction advice in previous tweet

Here at about 1.58 it’s pronounced Kai- pad-ass. Is it supposed to be like Khao
Pad _ ie cow pat ass?

youtube.com/watch?v=1EpUDH…

@yuanyi_z Bravo sir. Bravo. That is quite the review!

I don’t understand this. Apparently my #Twittertwin is @David_Suchet . Completely different, gender,age, I was going to say job but I suppose there’s a touch of theatrics at the Bar. Very sorry @David_Suchet that you have such a disappointment as a Twitter twin.

Another hug

In fact nearly indistinguishable!

Congratulations. I must say these robes have a pleasing Superman/woman vibe!

No.20 in the thread of #PrinceHarrySpare journalists’ descriptions. Again not strictly a @secondmentions but a lovely turn of phrase

“A spoilt royal beard”

in an hilariously accurate review of the #Harry tv interviews by @camillalong in Culture section in Sunday @thetimes

No 19 in my ongoing thread of @secondmentions journalists’ descriptions of #PrinceHarry in relation to #Spare. Not strictly a second mention but couldn’t be omitted as #royally brilliant

“The People’s Prince Ass”

From @caitlinmoran in @thetimes

#Harry #PrinceHarryExposed

No one in their right mind would camp on Dartmoor. The Hound of the Baskervilles lives there. Not worth the risk. #AreYouInsane #sherlockholmes

Most random lookalikes of all time. Occasional series. Carol from #TheTigerKing and #AnnaSoubry

This is brilliant. A new defence for criminal lawyers:the #PrinceHarry defence. Apparently there is as much truth in yr own “curated” memories as there is in objective fact. New one on me!Quote frm Prince Harry in Colbert #TheLateShow interview. #crime #SparebyPrinceHarry #Spare