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I was in China Town and there were matching hats...so yeah neighbours cat also got a hat.
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The amount of medical misinformation we grew up with in Coloured households needs to be investigated.
What do you mean a watermelon is going to grow in my mag if I vriet a seed by mistake.
What do you mean a watermelon is going to grow in my mag if I vriet a seed by mistake.
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Belinda must be the most confusing name for an Afrikaans person because why you keep telling me to phone Linda.
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Coloured Family Feuds be so crazy, because what do you mean you and Aunty Sharon don’t speak because she took Ouma’s soup ladle 20 years ago.
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It must be so hard for mense not from Cape Town getting directions from Coloureds.
What do you mean I must turn right by Spotty Dog auj.
What do you mean I must turn right by Spotty Dog auj.
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Imagine your daddy’s name is Mark and he granned VW so much the named you Mark too.
Yeah this one isn’t it is it 😪
Yeah this one isn’t it is it 😪
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Swear coloured parents had us telling restaurants we were 9 years old until we were in high school just so we could eat off the kids menu.
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You ever piggyback a sick day at work.
There Lorraine slat her sniffles, let me start my narrative.
“Ya but it is mos going around.”
There Lorraine slat her sniffles, let me start my narrative.
“Ya but it is mos going around.”
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More restaurants should have crayons and colouring books. Why am I not able to colour in a dinosaur and show my taanie more often?
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Imagine knowing the ingredients to Paaper Bites Secret Flavour and having to live with that weight on you and not being able to trust anyone for life.
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Hear me out instead of a Wedding Cake one poesse wedding gatsby that we cut everyone a stukkie of and that’s your dite for the night.
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