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Has anyone here ever spent time in prison?
What's the first night actually like?
What goes through your mind when the doors lock and you realise you can't leave?
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Noob gym bro:

Does bench press
Does bicep curls
Does lat pulldowns
Does squats
Does treadmill

OG gym bro:
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Replying to @shazcodes
Flirts with girls.
Makes gym reels.
Records mirror selfies.
Knows everyone at the gym.
Gives unsolicited fitness advice.
Takes 20 minutes. between sets.
Poses in front of every mirror.
Acts like he owns the gym.
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If every gym has a 7-day free trial, can't you just rotate gyms and never pay for one?
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imagine being the reason a company adds an extra round to its interview process 💀
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My neighbour's son got married two years ago. his family took a loan of around ₹12 lakh for a grand wedding, expensive jewellery, gifts and all the usual celebrations.

I recently heard that the couple have divorced after things went badly between them.

The wedding lasted a day, the marriage lasted two years, but he's still paying emis for a celebration that's long over.
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facebook is offering my friend $500 to create a video series. 👀
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if I see this gif one more time I'm logging out out
Just copy and paste the link.
It’s quite easy😂
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People weren't just lucky to be born in norway. their ancestors built a country worth being born into. every generation inherits the consequences of the generations before it. that's the uncomfortable part.
Meanwhile, some people are just born in countries like Norway. Life's so unfair.
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Genuine question. how do lawyers defend people accused of the most horrific crimes? how do they fight their case knowing what they've done?
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IPL is slowly becoming the new TMKOC.

Both were genuinely entertaining once. Now it feels like the makers are desperately trying to recreate the old magic with forced drama, cringe moments and manufactured entertainment.

Maybe it's time to accept that the old days aren't coming back.
🚨 Which two cities in India deserve a IPL team?
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There's a strange incentive in corporate tech.

The person who prevents a problem from happening often gets less recognition than the person who fixes the same problem after it happens.
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where can I download this gif? 😭
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first in my bloodline to successfully book a tatkal ticket 😭
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companies don't want to hire junior developers because ai can do junior level tasks.

but someone still needs to become a senior developer eventually.

are we just waiting for senior developers to reproduce themselves?
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why is the midnight twitter feed always 10x better than the entire day's timeline 😭
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Vultures reading "get well soon" under a rich uncle's post
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someone gave me this
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japan has a word for dying from overwork. then a man in white gloves helps you get to work faster. normal country behavior.
看完东京挤地铁,才明白西装男咋这么淡定,原来是等其他人把自己挤进去。精髓就在一个“挤”字!

日本的朋友能告诉我这是真的吗😂😂😂
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Interviewer:

your free trial gives 14 days. one guy made 400 accounts to stay on it forever. you can't block by email, phone, card or ip. what's left?
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