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I have special needs. like money, and attention
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Can I make music for your video game
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this is probably the best time in human history to be a girl with a penis
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All of my straight friends ask me about my “adventures” as if all gay people are constantly jumping from one trip to NYC to the next
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If you want to fuck me, first you have to fuck my 7 evil exes and record it
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I hate to inform you that the "practice your instrument for 15 minutes a day" crowd are right about everything
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Replying to @shadoweave1
Why
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whats it called when you're not submissive or breedable and just generally kind of over it
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me and whoooo
Snoopy & Miffy’s shared film diary.
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They’re never losing the Latino vote again
Texas' new attorney general Nathan Johnson has revealed that he composed the score for 67 episodes of ‘DRAGON BALL Z’ as well as 5 of the Dragon Ball movies.

(Source: variety.com/2026/artisans/…)
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we're giving gregg abbot 42 inch rims and putting a jbl speaker where his head used to be
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Livin loose
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someone tell me not to cut my hair short
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I actually loved gay halloween
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I hate Gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re the mold in JK Rowling’s house?
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if you care
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My whole life I wanted to be a sexy y2k lesbian
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some film
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making people thirst for Philip J Fry of all characters should earn you some kind of medal as an artist
uncle pussy... THE FINALE.
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i should move to a remote village in the arctic circle
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Marry that curly haired girl
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