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why did I stay up till 3am making a von dutch brat coconut tree edit featuring kamala harris and why can’t I stop watching it on repeat
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this is how tonight feels
Watching Kamala on SNL and libbing out over the Iowa +3 poll while drinking my coffee with extra coconut milk
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SpongeBob HUSSEIN SquarePants
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Can we be this woke again
why did I stay up till 3am making a von dutch brat coconut tree edit featuring kamala harris and why can’t I stop watching it on repeat
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what if instead of a “peacock” they called it a “pisspenis”
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just talked with two software engineers at a big tech company

neither of them had heard of Cursor or Claude Code and Codex

we’re really living in a bubble
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I’m quitting alcohol and stimulants to pursue added sugar #WellnessWELLYES
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Inside every phone are 12 tiny lava lamps--
Have you ever wondered:

Google Authenticator generates a working 6-digit code in airplane mode, without internet or a signal.

And the website instantly knows if it's right.

How does the server know what your phone generated?
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RT @cosmlcfire: spencer shay was seattle community dick
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“Top or bottom,” you ask. And I get excited because I think you’re talking about bunk beds. But when we get back to your place, there are no bunk beds. There are no bunk beds at all
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Bro my toilet is clogged and I’m a single women. I hate this.
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Prediction: People will think the "compute crisis" is caused by your mom sending 3 prompts a day that cost $0.01 in compute, and not the engineers spending thousands of dollars a day on frontier models
Prediction: Local Models will progress faster than people think and it's the solution to the compute shortage problem. Especially for consumers, local models will fundamentally change things.
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I'm peeing ㅤㅤㅤ
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i caught my uncle cheating on my aunt with herobrine
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do they have nursing homes for unemployed 26 year olds
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Realizing I love making margaritas because I love blenders
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The woke left? Without saying goodbye?
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there doesn’t exist a universe in which sir Jony Ive ships anything remotely close to this
The OpenAI & Jony Ive device

Quick render based on the latest rumors (allegedly it's donut shaped and with moving parts)
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drinking celsius so i can lie on the couch with greater intensity and fervor
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happiness, health, strength, power, creative freedom, inspired, no fear. be whoever you want to be, love your friends, have fucking funnnnn <3
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