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me after getting dog walked 0-30 during in-person friendlies: ah GGs guess I have a lot to learn lol

me after losing a pretty close set against a stranger online: hm! Didn’t realize they let illiterate pedophiles buy this game too
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“I’ll take bodily fluids for $2000”
“That gnarly gunk you spray like a skunk, also called spunk”
“WHAT ARE #ROPES? 😂😂😂”
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genuinely I think if you died the world would be better
I mean it with all my heart times infinity plus 1 cross my heart so help me God in this essay I will…
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I think a lot of good players struggle to answer this because they’re interpreting the question as “note down everything im doing wrong” when in reality most of us are asking “what are some things you noticed I did that sucked”
So hard to get a straight answer 😭
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In the history of all games no one has ever figured it out in one sitting. Getting better is about making incremental change. Tell them they don’t anti air enough. Tell them to block more.
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In any game of Magic where I’ve wanted to find a core moment to improve it involved locking in on one or two key decisions and reframing my bias. This is how you get better at everything.
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When you are at horse school and it’s lunch time
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We agree!
Magic: The Gathering cards need to use words like "Hence" in their rules text again.
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When is it my turn to be a hot girl’s ugly ass boyfriend
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uh oh. I’m catching a lot of strays here. I was just speaking my mind!
Another brave truthteller on Subway Takes, the internet show for 23-year-old Boomers
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whoever is being interviewed in this video DM me. I would like to see the bottoms of both of your feet. I am PayPal ready
The worst fighting game mechanic? Reverse scaling in Angel Eyes, rewarding longer combos with MORE damage! Plus, round start sends both players airborne, potentially leading to instant KOs. Pure insanity. #FightingGames #GameDev
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HAPPY NATIONAL SINGLE HUNG UNCLE DAY!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO #SEVENINCHES
national girlfriend day? what about “National Single Hung Uncle Day”? #seveninches
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America fan art
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in the nascence of my sexual awakening, the highest form of erotica I could imagine was googling "Boobs". one day a neighborhood kid told me to google "Suicide girls", which I believe today would be considered "elite ball knowledge"
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The kids are rebuilding icanhascheezburger from the irradiated steel around them
Can i have a milkshake,,, with whip cream,,, cherry too,, sprinkles,,? Is that fine,,?
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please listen to my magic the gathering podcast @timewaster9k
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Somebody stop me!

- Jim Carrey’s “The Masked”
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