iron 1 to radiant in 9 days... 131 wins later
i sleep

the odds of winning a ranked game is ~50%
the odds of hitting red is ~50%

therefore, the odds of losing BOTH is 25% (1/4)

so if you lose your next ranked game you should bet on red because you have a 75% chance to win.

things you could’ve accomplished if you didn’t play VALORANT:

iron (10 hr) → read a book
bronze (30 hr) → learn Photoshop
silver (100 hr) → learn an instrument
gold (500 hr) → get your pilot license
plat (1K hr) → make $15K @ min wage
diamond (2K hr) → become a nurse
ascendant (4K hr) → become a software engineer
immortal (7K hr) → become an airline pilot
radiant (10K hr) → become a doctor

valorant is the only game where you go from “i could go pro” to “i don’t know how i got out of gold” in the span of 45 minutes

played a tdm, thought i ran into tenz… it was a gold 2 having the best game of his life

when i get bored i scroll through my dm requests and make everyone asking for a riot gun buddy cook a pizza and put it in their shoe 💀

how i got a riot gun buddy

- it was my birthday
- i went through riot's following
- i dmed 20 riot devs saying it was my birthday
- i said it would make my day if i could get a buddy cuz it was my birthday
- they gave me a riot gun buddy 😃
- (it wasn't my birthday)

Valorant Ranks Explained #VALORANT

radiant (0.005%) → elite tier, astronauts
immortal (0.5%) → top performers, ivy league
ascendant (3%) → d1 athletes
diamond (10%) → skilled, 6 figures
plat (25%) → solid, college grad
gold (50%) → average, 9–5 npc
silver (75%) → inconsistent, 2.5 GPA
bronze (90%) → “i’ll start next week”
iron (99%) → rock bottom, prisoners

this guy at the gym saw my girlfriend watching a valorant stream.

he asked her rank? she said “immortal”

he goes “wow im bronze” and then tried asking for her phone number??

your chances of winning based on halftime score #VALORANT

5-7 → 40%
4-8 → 23%
3-9 → 11%
2-10 → 3.7%
1-11 → 0.7%
0-12 → 0.05%

and they say rocket league is harder

if u think about it, valorant is kinda like a casino?
- u always lose
- if u win ur gonna lose it all back
- it’s more fun watching your friends play

why tf is thinking about playing valorant way better than actually playing valorant??

"my dad works for riot games"

if you're plat 3, you are in the top 13.9% of players???
silver 1 is the average rank??

a 200 year ban for asking my teammate to smoke heaven 😔 #valorant

hopefully the judge will be nerfed when I get unbanned 😃

ping in valorant explained #VALORANT

<15ms - game on EASY mode, EVERY fight is favorable, just don't whiff..
<33ms - game still easy, enjoy ur free elo
<60ms - better hit that first shot when they swing, you won't get another one
60ms-140ms - unplayable, good luck solider.
>140ms - SWING EVERYTHING, WIDE SWING they won't see you anyways

just a friendly reminder