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Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"
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he’s “masterful gambit, sir”-maxxing
The Ramaswamy ad has pushed the largest newspaper in Ohio, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, to reverse its position on endorsements.
"A candidate who uses childhood sexual abuse as a weapon against the person who endured it has crossed a line that Ohioans should defend, whatever their party. We are better than this. We have a responsibility to show it. Today we endorse Democrat Amy Acton for governor." cleveland.com/open/2026/10/w…
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Israel is not the only Jewish homeland in the world. For example I am Jewish and I live in Ohio. In fact if I put my mind to it I can probably think of at least three other states where Jewish people live.
This type of fearmongering about Israel is wrong. It is not a winning strategy for any state. It does nothing to help Michigan Democrats win up and down the ballot in eight days. Do we need to lower costs by building more homes, securing people’s health care, and creating a fairer federal tax code? Yes, we do!! How we do so is not by blaming the high costs of our goods on the only Jewish homeland in the world. I want to see Democrats succeed at every level, and that means keeping our focus on lowering costs for Michigan families and reining in this out-of-control President.
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It was messed up when Scooby Doo introduced a second talking dog who could speak fluently and you realised oh Scooby can’t talk right
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Yeah I’m excited for Dune 3. Dune 3 edibles and watching Detroiters
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picked up the alcoholic mountain dew baja blast at the store today. don’t know i was thinking. guess i thought it’d be funny. now i’m half a can in, realizing i have 11 more of these, and mostly i am feeling deeply unensouled
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“Your Cinemark password has appeared in a data breach, putting it at high risk of compromise” oh no. The hackers are gonna find out about my incredible taste in film
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Girlfriend texting me: I’m at the store do u need anything
(2 minutes later): Hello ?
Me 4 hours later: Sorry I was mixing your hair products together to make a potion. Can u go back and get chips
(2 minutes later): Hello ?
Me 4 hours later: Sorry I was mixing your hair products together to make a potion. Can u go back and get chips
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I try to watch movies from the perspective of an audience member and try to imagine what I might think if I was someone watching the movie
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if i had a daughter id name her groceries (after the store☺️)
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When the woman building a full tunnel system beneath her house comes up on my feed and she’s got a large power tool of some sort
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