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Oprah has her favorite things, I have mine.
Mine are more fun, and more practical.
No one is getting car.
Mine are more fun, and more practical.
No one is getting car.
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Before the end of the year I want to see a Die Hard/Terminator crossover movie.
I don't care if it's AI. In fact, it almost has to be AI.
I'm copyrighting this idea right now. I want my cut.
I don't care if it's AI. In fact, it almost has to be AI.
I'm copyrighting this idea right now. I want my cut.
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I just discovered I'm missing a package. I keep looking on my steps for someone to return it.
This is the third time Amazon has screwed things up in the last week.
I wonder if my driver isn't going through something. It's not like him.
This is the third time Amazon has screwed things up in the last week.
I wonder if my driver isn't going through something. It's not like him.
Today Amazon mistakenly delivered a package to me. It should have gone to a house a few streets over.
So I got my shoes on and brought the package to the house it was supposed to be delivered to.
And even though that house was flying the new MN flag, I still left the package.
I would like to think they would do the same for me when they see the American flag flying on my house.
We don't need to be this divided.
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Today Amazon mistakenly delivered a package to me. It should have gone to a house a few streets over.
So I got my shoes on and brought the package to the house it was supposed to be delivered to.
And even though that house was flying the new MN flag, I still left the package.
I would like to think they would do the same for me when they see the American flag flying on my house.
We don't need to be this divided.
So I got my shoes on and brought the package to the house it was supposed to be delivered to.
And even though that house was flying the new MN flag, I still left the package.
I would like to think they would do the same for me when they see the American flag flying on my house.
We don't need to be this divided.
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Seriously, if y'all don't care about Alanis Morissette going pansexual then stop posting about it.
People like Alanis make these announcements because they know other people will talk about them, giving them attention, which helps them promote their tour.
Čo if you don't care, then don't share it.
People like Alanis make these announcements because they know other people will talk about them, giving them attention, which helps them promote their tour.
Čo if you don't care, then don't share it.
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Can someone with a bigger brain than me explain what's going on here? And yes, I saw the @grok response, but I still don't get it.
Oh man.
He did it.
He shared the 15% formula!!!!
The left is cooked.
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Had a dream I was vacationing in China and it got nuked. Had to dive into a hallway, but knew it was the end. As a GenXer it felt like the right way to go.
Also had a bit of a naughty dream featuring Mike Rowe so all in all it was a good night.
Also had a bit of a naughty dream featuring Mike Rowe so all in all it was a good night.
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Ladies who have some fashion sense - what would you wear with a pair of red plaid platform loafers?
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In light of the heaviness of this week, I've decided to start the holiday movie season a little early this year.
We all need to lighten up a little, and this is the perfect holiday movie.
We all need to lighten up a little, and this is the perfect holiday movie.
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Just stopped by the grocery store, there were three people in masks just in the parking lot.
WTF is happening?
WTF is happening?
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Here's the link to the post redheadranting.com/gen-x-gift-guiā¦
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You are the company you keep.
This is actually horrifying.
Why are we willfully ignoring all of these red flags?
This is actually horrifying.
Why are we willfully ignoring all of these red flags?
The WTC was bombed in 1993. Many of you remember it.
@grok did a friend of the mastermind behind that bombing just win an election as a Democrat in New Jersey?
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Last night, in the dark, I left the comfort of my home and went outside and unhooked all my garden hoses and then turned off the outside spigot. I even bled the line - or whatever that's called.
Forecasters were calling for 34Ā°F so no real need, but I did it anyway because I lt pretty good about myself this morning when I saw the ice in the dog's water bowl and the bird bath.š
Forecasters were calling for 34Ā°F so no real need, but I did it anyway because I lt pretty good about myself this morning when I saw the ice in the dog's water bowl and the bird bath.š
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