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The superintelligence assembling itself from the future is secretly plotting for us to win.
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In December of 2024, I was in a hotel in New York City. Housekeeping knocked on my door. I opened it and it was an older lady, maybe late 40s, early 50, still reasonably attractive despite her age. She had a distinctly Eastern European accent. I asked her about it because it was sincerely interesting to me. The Cold War was the final battleground of modernity, anything adjacent to the Soviets is captivating to me. It turns out she grew up in Yugoslavia. She was telling me all about her childhood growing up in Montenegro, how her kids have no idea what luxuries are afforded to them, how far technology has advanced and how comfortable their lives are. All of their problems are so frivolous compared to what she grew up with, but that was precisely the point. Her children knew nothing of hardship. What greater privilege could possibly be afforded to a mother?

She seemed very happy to hear someone so interested in her background. She called me young and handsome many times. She cleaned the room with an almost maternal enthusiasm as we talked. It was almost embarrassing to stand around and watch this woman clean my room as she complimented me, but I was captivated by the encounter.

But this is not a Worst Boyfriend Ever post. We did not have sex. Sorry to disappoint everyone who was about to cum.
Death to Airbnb.

Total hotel supremacy.
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This guy makes some of the best videos on YouTube. He was my gateway into colonial Spanish + Aztec history, and more recently, cultivated my interest in the Apache, of which I never had a reason to give a shit about before I watched his videos on the topic
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Before his content, the entirety of my exposure to Native American history was through the lens of libtarded finger wagging. He is not like that. He has a sincere interest on the topic without an ulterior motive, and I have found my own sincere interest growing as a result.
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There has to be some evolutionary significance to how people are calmed by birds. We’re all descended from people who, in despair, heard birds singing and thought ‘Maybe it’ll be okay.’ People who heard birdsong and felt nothing must’ve given up and left no descendants.
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I grew up as a Clone Wars TV zoomer. Anakin was my fucking GOAT. They constantly blueballed the audience with Anakin's eventual turn, and I never got to see it, but I remember eagerly watching every episode as his character got incrementally darker with time
>grew up poor
>liberal gf
>rotting political system expects him to defend it

And you wonder why Anakin Skywalker is so popular among Zoomers
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It's my understanding that within the last few years they actually went back and made a final season that fully connects the Clone Wars TV show with Episode 3 which probably would have blown my mind when I was 8 years old.
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@letshurtpeople @0hm2p “we most protect japan!” - whitest guy ever
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Never in a million fucking years will I read a foreword. Who are these jackasses putting 50 pages of bullshit in front of the actual book I want to read??? Who the fuck even are you???
I dodged Blood Meridian spoilers for three years and the foreword of my new physical copy just immediately dropped the ending of the book like it was nothing
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It actually makes me angry when some pretentious retard thinks their commentary is so valuable that it demands priority over the actual fucking book I want to read

I don't want to read your stupid fucking philology paper about a book I haven't even read yet
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Reminds me of Napoleon losing his virginity to a prostitute but he was so autistic and awkward that he was asking her shit like “So how did you become a prostitute”, trying to get to know her, until eventually she basically said “So are you going to fuck me or what”
Hitler fact of the day!

Before bed, Hitler would call some of his subordinates into his room and he’d ramble about basically nothing for HOURS. If any of these people fell asleep he’d get very upset
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At what point does your body just start refusing to convert calories into fat and straight shit out nutrient goop
Holy shit i just roughly estimated how many calories I consumed yesterday

Alcohol: 1600-1800
Food: 6300-6500

I am a disgusting ugly monster
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It's truly fucking astonishing that North Korea came *this close* to conquering South Korea at the beginning of the war. It was basically just Busan hanging on for dear life

America singlehandedly bailed them out. They were utterly cooked
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It's even crazier that as soon as the Americans showed up, the situation completely reversed and Seoul was liberated and Pyongyang was captured

And then the Chinese started reinforcing the North and the line snapped back to the center
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Wtf is the appeal of a foldable phone? I don't quite understand why you would sacrifice display quality because you just fucking Need Folding so bad
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quite literally in awe of the AI generated song I just heard on an ad for a Ugandan down syndrome charity instagram decided I needed to be aware of for some reason
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Was this America’s biggest accidental geopolitical fuckup?

If Mao’s son had lived, Deng Xiaoping almost certainly fails to rise to power, dramatically reducing China’s economic potential and possibly locking it into a Juche-style hereditary dictatorship
>we burned Mao Zedong’s eldest son to death with napalm

How did I not know this?
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Perturbator - God Complex
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