We just found the cure.

This is a totally natural transformation. As men age their testosterone decreases.

like Moore’s law, every year it becomes more impossible that they can maintain pace. You think, “okay this has got to be it. Progress is just too sci-fi to continue.”

And then every 24 months, like clockwork, the UK announces an innovative way to double faggotry per unit area.

when I see a trans person in critical condition getting airlifted to the hospital

Has there been a single workplace affair where the “power imbalance” women talk about was real?

As far as I can tell in every single case the younger woman maintains kompromat capable of destroying the “powerful” man’s entire life.

And on the flip side he maintains the right to fire her from a $20 per hour internship at which point she’ll just sue him and ruin his life anyway.

Our CEOs and politicians are being raped by young women.

Let me tell you my grandmas favourite joke before she passed. She’d tell it to anyone who would listen.

A liberal, a conservative, and an African migrant are riding on a military cargo plane over the ocean.

The federally mandated girlboss pilots come on the intercom in king good. They asked their Snapchat AI to double check their fuel calculations, and it “deadass does not think they finna make it.” They’re going down into the infinite black ocean.

The conservative maintains a level head and leaps into action. First asking to see the fuel girlmath that led to this mess.

It’s just as he feared, almost entirely reassurances between the female pilots that everyone’s opinions on the fuel quantity were being heard and appreciated, a few emojis, and a comment about a crew member being weird. They were indeed going down.

He comes up with a desperate plan and announces it to the crew.

“This plane is full of excess. We need to lose weight to extend our range or we will crash. Start throwing things overboard that you think our country has too much of.”

The migrant is the first to act, he runs and grabs crates of priceless artifacts. He begins throwing them overboard.

The other men ask “why the artifacts?! do you really think we have too much of that back home?!”

“Oh yes, there’s plenty, this stuff means nothing to me anyway!”

He continues to toss statues, paintings and oak doors off into the inky night sky.

Next, the liberal springs into action. He grabs a shovel and begins heaving loads of 100 dollar bills out of the open door and into the unforgiving wind.

The other men shout “why the tax dollars?! Do you really think we have too much of that back home?!”

The liberal replies,
“Oh yes, I’m pretty sure they’re infinite, and I don’t know how to do anything else anyway!”

He continues to shovel the money off into the endless blackness of night.

Finally, the conservative springs into action. He grabs the migrant and throws him out of the plane.

The liberal and girl bosses shriek in outrage “Why the migrant!? Do you really think we have too much of that back home?!”

“No, he just raped a 12 year old.”

This is my 911.

We can just say cheating is wrong. We don’t have to pretend Hila is good looking.

They had to use the Doppler effect just to simulate tits on her.

I think everyone on here needs break from extremist politics, so I thought I’d share something wicked cool. Your first instinct is probably to call this video AI, you’d be wrong. let me explain the secret.

It’s a legitimate method of clearing called “chaining”where two massive 248,000 pounds each pull a 22,000 pound chain through the Forrest. The chain rips everything in its path out of the ground, clearing up to 60 acres per hour.

It’s extremely satisfying to watch because it violates all intuition for physics. The trees feel too strong, it doesn’t seem like it could ever actually work. Blacks also don’t work, we cannot share a society with them.

A new Hitler has been chosen

As a kid I was led to believe that quicksand would be a much bigger problem in my life than it’s turned out to be.

Before he passed, I asked my grandfather what made men like him so utterly fearless during the storming of Iwo Jima, what gave them the strength to charge the machine gun nests. His answer stuck with me to this day.

“It was the 5’2” girlbosses, and also the lack of bibles.”

One of the biggest blackpills men must swallow is learning that they will never find a woman like Hitler. Women simply aren’t capable of loving you as much as he did.

The idea of there being a reddit where you can post men's bookshelves so people can tell you if there's any badthink in the picture (because you yourself haven't read the books and also don't even know what they're about) is extremely funny

Years ago during the COVID camping craze, I spent a summer renting out a small fleet of RVs, and honestly after the first few months I had learned my lesson. I quietly stopped renting to Indian families. Here were some of the behaviours you could expect to deal with:

Every booking came with several hundred “free miles.” If you wanted to go over, you paid a small fee per mile. I started noticing pretty early on that the Indians would intentionally travel as far as they could with their free miles. If they got 300 miles for their stay, they would camp 150 miles away.

Now you might be wondering, who the hell would want to spend valuable vacation time driving? Yet time and time again they’d return the unit with exactly the maximum number of miles they could have. Why? Because they were free, and that meant they won, I guess?

The other thing that was free was headcount. They would fill virtually every crack and crevice with family members, typically necessitating a follow car or two just to get there. They would bring more generations of family than I have alive on a single camping trip. Entire subcontinents squeezed into a Class A living room.

All those heads used resources.. A tragic irony considering that half the time they were too cheap to book a camp site with water and power, opting instead to park on free government land somewhere.

This habit of theirs invariably led to an angry phone call on day 2, accusing me of giving them a “broken RV” because the “water stopped”. To which I’d have to explain that the rig was never meant to operate as a self sufficient barracks for a country of 1.2 billion people. If you wanted infinite water, you needed to pay for a site with a hose.

But most infuriatingly, on rare occasion they would just take everything complimentary that wasn’t literally bolted down. Paper towels, tissue boxes, dish soap, extra toilet paper, salt, pepper, cleaning products, you name it.

The sum value of which was not worth risking a bad review over, but now you have to run to the store for some random bullshit and waste hours of your day. It wasn’t scalable, and combined with all the wear and tear, and time spent explaining why you weren’t ripping them off, it wasn’t profitable either.

Now, in all fairness, many were totally fine. But in aggregate, it wasn’t worth it. So I just set a policy, when names that sounded too Canadian inquired, we were booked out. It wasn’t fair, but blue collar business is already hell enough.

The whole ordeal was pretty blackpilling. Many seemingly had money, and yet if everyone behaved like that, there just wouldn’t be nice things like RV rentals, or free toilet paper, or paved roads.

The foundational unit of society isn’t a cell on a think tank’s spreadsheet. It’s a smooth 2 minute interaction where a couple of overpaid yuppies hand you back the keys to one of your motorhomes and say “thanks, everything was perfect.”

How it feels when the fat lady at the DMV asks if you brought a notarized copy of your second grade report card after you’ve stood in line for 45 minutes.

Few know this but one of the number one reasons why single men choose to do offshore drilling and salt mining is because they’re so afraid of coming home and having to deal with laundry and “mental load.”

It’s so funny how in every history class I’ve ever taken they’re always like “yeah things were basically going great and then all the sudden for no reason people voted 82% in favour of the decapitate everyone party”

Indians picking random numbers between 1 and 384 to secure all of the worlds devices with, and it somehow working for this long, reminds me of an old Feynman story.

During the inception of the manhattan project the government told all of the Princeton physicists to buy their train tickets at random stations. This would be so that enemy spies don’t notice the pattern of all the top minds heading to some random spot in the desert.

Feynman, being Feynman, reasoned the opposite: if nobody else was buying a ticket to New Mexico in Princeton, then it was fine for him to do it. The spies would be looking for complex travel patterns elsewhere, him heading straight there would be too obvious to bother checking!

But as the Indians have discovered, every simple shortcut has an expiration date. Unbeknownst to him, Princeton had actually been sending crates of equipment to New Mexico for weeks. Him buying a direct ticket aboard the train with the crates had actually allowed the station attendants to figure out what was going on, blowing a hole in the operation’s cover.

This marked a MAJOR loss of izzat for Feynman and forced him to argue for 45 whole minutes that it was the fault of his Shudra assistant and Pakistani lies (they are no better than dogs!).