Looks like @Airport_FRA has a bit of a mouse problem
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New video! A full walkthrough of Launchpad, the Clojure dev process launcher.

Launchpad has become invaluable tooling that we use on every single project. I hope people find it useful.

youtube.com/watch?v=kn9nvH…
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If you are still here pretending that everything is normal then you are complicit in this.

crimethinc.com/2022/11/25/elo…
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I try not to engage with the whole Twitter meltdown, but this made me chuckle
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We've published the recording of Season 1 Episode 7 of The Clouncil, where we talk all about files and resources in Clojure! youtu.be/-bfGCNEuSsQ #myclojurestatus #theclouncil
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Some recent @tweegeemee generations make great phone wallpapers
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Replying to @plexus
Can't say I'm not honest.
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Hot-reload a .env file? Why not!
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I put together an initial README. This is hot off the press! Buyer beware :) It's cooler if you see it in action though. Adding an alias without restarting your REPL? Sure thing. github.com/lambdaisland/l…
Sweet! I just had a look at launchpad, it looks very useful. Y'all do amazing work!
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The @GaiwanTeam has stealthily been working on a Datomic->RDBMS sync. Great for data warehousing! PostgreSQL is the first target, but should be portable to anything with a JDBC driver.
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Replying to @jmglov @ClojureDays
Fully agree. Sadly we have a very long way to go in terms of coordination and cooperation between national carriers. Have a look at @jonworth's timeline for a glimpse into the state of things. This video also explains some of the issues youtube.com/watch?v=Oxz4oY…
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It's taking me over 9 years of doing Clojure to get a hammock, but it finally happened. *Deep thinking intensifies*
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In my day we PAID for our EDGE
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Why yes, I would love to encode literal JSON strings inside YAML in order to generate XML, why do you ask?
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Kaocha is pretty popular 😈
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Replying to @quoll
works on my machine :D
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Replying to @PragTob
The bunnies are always cool
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This looks like a fantastic framework for structuring your docs.
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New level of decrepitude from a company that didn't have much lower to sink, Reddit. When writing a comment on mobile web it will pop up the app store as soon as you click submit, throwing away what you just wrote.
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Replying to @jill_please
The existence of Cashewbert implies the existence of Cashewernie
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Replying to @plexus @joannecheng
It was less sunny though when we were there :)
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Strong start trying to register! @sevDeskOffice (:
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Quite digging this texture, I used clojure2d to find blocks with similar colors, and then played around a bit with the ratios. #minecraft #witchcraftclj #Clojure
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You love to see it :)
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Rewatched the first conference talk I ever gave, almost 9 years ago. It holds up well, but it made me realize how little I miss Ruby. It's so unnecessarily painful compared to Clojure. youtube.com/watch?app=desk…
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Arnibaldus the Functional Magician is hoping to see *you* at #theclouncil in 30 minutes, together with Madame Paren TheSee and the rest of the crew!

x.com/lambduhh/statu…
“Madam Paren TheSee” is simply honored to host this weeks clouncil session. Chat about the most elegant choices in CRUD stacks and what we mean when we talk of “modular reusable” #Clojure

Zoom link in #theclouncil clojurian slack channel! See you in about an hour! (16:30 UTC)
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What would this be called at a hipster lunch place in Mitte, and how much would they charge?
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Replying to @cgrand
I might steal this. The reverse confused me at first but it actually works exactly as you would expect from looking at this. Basically you're just flattening a deeply nested if/else tree.
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Guess who's pumped to be hosting #theclouncil today! Come join us! Just under an hour to go! #myclojurestatus
Today #theclouncil meets again. Come join us! And please (please!) send us your questions, we got a few submissions but we definitely could use more. 16:30 UTC, zoom link in "the-clouncil" on Clojurians slack theclouncil.com
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Replying to @plexus
Switching the default browser app. "Before you switch, you're sure you don't want to use Edge"

I have my doubts that this is all legal in the EU.
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This is what happens if you try to download and install Firefox on Windows

Bing: "you don't need to download a new browser, we recommend Edge"

Windows: "to protect your pc we recommend only running ms verified apps, use Edge"

Disgusting
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Here's a nice example of a recent refactoring to `for`. Isn't that just so much nicer?
Which one do you like better and why? (poll in next tweet)
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Which one do you like better and why? (poll in next tweet)
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After recent concerns about the status of a.el I've tried to capture all relevant information in the README, so people can make an informed decision about whether they want to use it.

github.com/plexus/a.el
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How to make an open source maintainer's day :D
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Person in the @lambdaisland discord asks for help making a desktop app. They're on Wayland, where javafx and SWT both are not supported apparently. They're gonna use cljs+electron instead.
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We've donated the first slice of matching funds to Emergency Fund for Ukrainians (karpatokalapitvany.hu/en/emergencyre…) to support Ukrainian refugees. A new donor has also added another €1000 to the matching pot, so we're looking for more people to pitch in!
Some generous donors in the Clojure community have agreed to provide €2000 in matching funds to support Ukraine. Donate to a non-profit that helps Ukraine or Ukrainian refugees, share the receipt in the thread, and we'll double your donation.
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Little known fact
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Replying to @multikev
And that's how it ends up in my TL. Whatever they're doing for those engagement numbers seems to be working (:
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Team is spread around 6 timezones, half of which observe DST, but DST kicking in on two different dates.
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I went ahead and cut a proper release for cljbox2d, and expanded the README a bit. github.com/lambdaisland/c…
I worked on this a bunch last year but I don't think I've ever actually announced it, cljbox2d, an idiomatic Clojure/ClojureScript wrapper for the Box2D physics engine. github.com/lambdaisland/c…
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This morning Firefox started rendering spaces as tabs and numbers as emoji... no idea what's happening or even what to google for. Happens on many sites but not all. Anyone have any clue what to do about this? Running FF on Ubuntu.
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Evil pattern used by Google, since activating "workspaces". I've clearly been enrolled in some promotional drip email campaign, but it's being sent as a "service announcement", so no way to unsubscribe. Pretty sure this is not legal in the EU.
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Gelesene Wörter / Schaden ans Gehirn
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Replying to @plexus
Looking back at my Ruby days I think it was more a mix, pairing was definitely much more visible in the community, often combined with TDD to provide the framework for these incremental steps towards emergent design.
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Replying to @plexus
I never made this connection, even though it's frustrated me since 2003 that it's practically impossible to find a public garbage can in Taiwan. Eventually I learned that the ubiquitous convenience stores will take small bits of trash off your hands.
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Replying to @hannelita
Happy birthday!
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Moment of bliss
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Found this linguistic contortion on a list of countries on a Belgian government site

"Taiwan as territorial entity and authority which is not recognized by at least one member state"
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Did a treadmill session powered by the Bat out of Hell album. 499 kcal burned in honor of mr. Loaf
RIP Meat Loaf. I was obsessed with Paradise by the Dashboard Light when I was maybe 14 years old (if that). Convinced my mom to go see him life with my siblings. Good memories.

DO YOU LOVE ME? WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER DO YOU NEED ME, WILL YOU NEVER LEAVE ME WILL YOU
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> This project dogfoods itself, you probably don't want to look at the code.

The code:

LMFAO
#Clojure can now speak Morse code 🤓

github.com/quoll/remorse

This is very cool, @quoll!
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Gonna continue to be the grumpy old guy on this one.
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Is this what the charging cable looks like?
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Ancient open source maintainer proverb
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Replying to @jmglov
Yes!
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First PR on a new project, off to a good start!
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Muting all of these words can help
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Last #Minecraft+#Clojure video for the time being, we do some automatic tunneling, and I reflect a bit on why I'm doing this and where it may go youtube.com/watch?v=5qFsHy…
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Today I learned Rich Hickey actually spoke at RailsConf 2012. Skimmed through it, looks like a good summary of some of the big ideas behind Clojure youtube.com/watch?v=rI8tNM…
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Replying to @plexus
The last bit I think is interesting from a purely technical Clojure perspective, we have a macro to extend a protocol to certain types, purely based on the presence of a method signature, this means we sometimes get implementations for a dozen types "for free"
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More #Clojure+#Minecraft. Flying machines, replaying "macros", and some technical details about API design and how we deal with interop youtube.com/watch?v=6jHj5n…
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Pretty happy with today's #Clojure+#Minecraft video, some good illustrations of the APIs, and a demonstration of how to configure your own Clojure based mods youtu.be/ApM5Ix6e344
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Back then browsers came with a WYSIWYG editor, and all the cool sites linked to the Blue Ribbon Campaign
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I don't get a lot of phising emails but when I do I like them to be as amusing as this one. Vielen Dank *A.ma.zo.n*, ich bin jetzt sehr Glücklich!
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This was a delightful watch. I was only exposed to a small slice of this history: Scream Tracker 3, Second Reality, Epic Pinball. Really nice to get the full history.

youtu.be/roBkg-iPrbw
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Replying to @hildahoy
比臉大
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Learned a new word! Thanks!
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Me staunchly refusing to statically analyze my dynamic language
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Kumamon puts his face through his own cutout.
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Territory: marked
Informal #clojure #lisbon meetup is happening tomorrow! I'll be at CoCasa all evening from 6pm. Come say hi!

maps.app.goo.gl/Fp7wWnj2rf7AV4…
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This is a video I did recently which can give you a sense of what Clojure development feels like youtu.be/M97jWSKoV3k
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Replying to @plexus
Sitcoms
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Replying to @plexus
Pens and stationary
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So proud to have an original @sarahmirk
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