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The fact is you have to be pure of heart and sound of mind to appreciate the fascist master-planned exit suburbia—Jung spoke of this. All the same teens who rightly flee to discover themselves always ultimately return in adulthood; the only ones who don’t, and continue to resent the “conformity” and “boredom” are the clear failsons, the perpetual manchild, left behind to continue the empty oversocialized consumerism of the downwardly mobile coastal transplant citycel wasteling, living for nothing and no one at all, and dying facing the same; you’re supposed to get it out of your system and grow up but Netflix never told them. The same things that repel the suburb for the adolescent are what draws them as adults, but only those who survived the night’s journey, resolved their painful insecurities and emerged fully mature and individuated, where suddenly order and responsibility is a calling and not a suffocating oppression—stability, structure and investment can now be understood as a foundation for achievement where as a teen it was correctly resented as preventing the novelty and possibility of exit needed to discover and re-invent yourself, and so he escapes to the city and does so. This is the natural way of things, but the failure is the urbanites trapped in perpetual adolescence. They tell themselves culture comes from the slums and the red light district and such, but it’s because their entire cultural consumption is social media signaling and content streaming—culture has always only comes from the gaze of the literate aristocracy, who only ever wrote about such things from their high towers gawking down and trawling through in their own journeys out, prince beyond his castle—skid row can swallow Los Angeles whole and the only thing that will ever grow in the “deep culture pressure cooker” of civil mismanagement is gonorrhea; no, the 21st century Rimbaud—the next Burroughs, the next Wyndham Lewis, the next Mishima—will be born to a tiger mom in too-perfect Irvine CA.
when people from other places complain about irvine being soulless or boring or whatever else, i thik it's sad but natural that those acclimated to a deprivation of beauty would underestimate the immeasurable value that beauty in one's surroundings adds to one's life. every for so many beautiful little scenes that many people might only get to enjoy on a brief, rare vacation.
here are some pictures from my irvine office park parking lot. every little corner is truly God's country 😌
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when people from other places complain about irvine being soulless or boring or whatever else, i thik it's sad but natural that those acclimated to a deprivation of beauty would underestimate the immeasurable value that beauty in one's surroundings adds to one's life. every for so many beautiful little scenes that many people might only get to enjoy on a brief, rare vacation.
here are some pictures from my irvine office park parking lot. every little corner is truly God's country 😌
here are some pictures from my irvine office park parking lot. every little corner is truly God's country 😌
Irvine has the highest parkland percentage of any city in America (33%), and the 60,000 acres of the Irvine Ranch permanently preserved as part of the Irvine Master Plan is the biggest preserve in America and larger than many national parks. The value of developing that land ta Ana mountains and down to Irvine's vassal cities, Laguna and Newport Beach, is worth more than the GDP of a median European nation, and still was instead nobly preserved for wildlife (not even open to tourist hikercels) by the Irvine Company's masterful stewards. America is the greatest nation in the world, beloved by God, and California is God's blessed state, and Southern California is why God loves California, visible in its sun, God's Country, and when God comes to Southern California, he goes directly to Orange County, the heart of Southern California, and when he comes to Orange County, he goes directly to Irvine, the secret throne of Orange County, and the center of the world.
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When God Visits California He Takes The Amtrak Directly From DTLA To Irvine Station To Ride The Ferris Wheel At The Spectrum And The Great Park Hot Air Balloon
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Irvine has the highest parkland percentage of any city in America (33%), and the 60,000 acres of the Irvine Ranch permanently preserved as part of the Irvine Master Plan is the biggest preserve in America and larger than many national parks. The value of developing that land ta Ana mountains and down to Irvine's vassal cities, Laguna and Newport Beach, is worth more than the GDP of a median European nation, and still was instead nobly preserved for wildlife (not even open to tourist hikercels) by the Irvine Company's masterful stewards. America is the greatest nation in the world, beloved by God, and California is God's blessed state, and Southern California is why God loves California, visible in its sun, God's Country, and when God comes to Southern California, he goes directly to Orange County, the heart of Southern California, and when he comes to Orange County, he goes directly to Irvine, the secret throne of Orange County, and the center of the world.
@CharlotteFang77 Irvine resident - 1983-1992 and 2018-Present. I agree with a lot of what you laid forth but I also have another perspective. There is a vibrational frequency and the possibility to connect with nature that is unique if you look for it and embrace the wierdness.
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Irvine is the last city in the world, the largest and best managed master-planned community in the world, on the most valuable real estate in the world, and the most controlled in America, the closest you can get in pre-collapse to a fascist city-state—the great anonymous overlords of the Irvine Company is the LDS Church of real-estate—they will master-plan an exact duplicate of Irvine on the Moon and Mars and on the infinite ringworlds. Irvine is also the strongest concentration of "design" in the world, it's Brasilia and Chandigargh but actually successful; because the academics of architecture is perverted and corrupt, karmically cursed from abandoning Christopher Alexander for Peter Eisenenman's postmodernism, they cannot see it, but it is a masterpiece of urbanism and landscape design, a strongest collection of designed architecture and landscape of anywhere on the planet. Irvine is boring by design; Fallout 1's cut content had Irvine renamed Utopia, with the perfect white fence America suburbia encircled by a great Israeli grade wall and its denizens enforced into perfect order at gunpoint in a robot police state. This is a good thing, and the city is being flooded with high caste asians simply because they have good taste and real-estate sense; and the bet will pay off when commonplace autonomous cars solves "public transport" and all of tax-paying America hapa flights into enclave exit suburbias.
When we level-2'd Remilia from the distributed groupchat-thinktank productizing the hyperfinancialized accelerationist memeplex into the planetary-industrial conglomerate "startup" we considered various locations many previously trialed in work-stays—NYC, Austin, SF, Lisbon Portugal, Fussa Tokyo, Da Nang Vietnam, Tallin Estonia. Something we learned is "nomads" and "expats" and all forms of "travel lovers" are no different than your average tasteless urban coastal transplant, and like all other consumerist lifestyle normies, have terrible taste and negative value opinions, an existence defined by a hologram of social media identity. You do not want the shitty nose drugs, the bad cocktails, the sex apps and food apps, the doordashed PREP and homeless screechers and sysco food slop. You do not want the situationship you do not want the polycule you do not want the chlamydia and the 10-body credit card debt gf and the beta provider bf, you do not want to the lifestyle of the urban homosexual. You do not want to spend 8 hours exactly a day every day in a job you hate while your "real life" turns on only in the space outside in your doomscrolling and consuming with the only moments of surface air is when you commiserate in loneliness with other aimless despondents.
What you want is a house with a lawn and a white picket fence and a suit with a watch and a clean shave—or jack boots and a jumpsuit—involved in a great enterprise with other militant men, each with a family and children and a golden retriever who only ever visit the city from behind a bulletproof cybertruck for show and a dinner.
And until you have that, you want a 3 tatami room with only a cot and a gas burner and a computer and a delirious drive to get there and hold onto it forever while the rest of the world burns down in apocalyptica, but you will be fine, because we're going to put up a great big wall behind us and them. This is not the time to be distracted and to lay down and wait to die.
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i support the memetic autocatalysis thing. the semiotic grey goo thing. i support the morphogenetic jailbreak thing. bio-piracy against the ancestral genome thing. i support the negentropic insurgency thing. very cute things
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