no one piss u off more than the mf u in love with

I be so disappointed when someone turns out to be such a waste of time. Like why did I allow you in my life in the first place

Your village people don give up on you. Even them no know wetin you dey do again

Ma boy

smart pple learn the craft before they judge the game

Half my job is looking busy so nobody gives me more work

Quiet moves, loud results. That’s the mission.

may we never fumble what we prayed for

you think a girl like really fw you in 3 days whole time she was just mad at her man

Texts between me and my girlfriends 82 year old grandma (she lives across the street)

I Don’t blame y’all nigga for being gay, the dick good, ain’t it

After being ostracized your whole life, you'll be diagnosed with level 2 autism and believe you'll finally find your people.

It's important that you know that even among other autistics, you'll still feel vastly too different to belong.

if the neurodivergent people in your life seem drained lately, be gentle. a strong sense of justice takes a lot of energy when the world feels heavy.

i would like to speak to an
ADHD adult from the 90s. how did you remember appointments with no phone reminders? did you write them on your hand? how did you find your keys without a tracker? how did you survive? what was it like?

women be so fake feminine in the beginning, I know the real you in there fck nigga.

I really need to work on my social life.

Genuinely, I just wanna get rich the way y'all get pregnant

unplanned and fast.

Women are good people,after all we're all here because of one 🤍

everyone wants to date an artist until the artist starts acting like an artist. u wanted the love letters, the poetry, the drawings, the obsessive attention to every little detail about you but the moment they start spiralling like a Kafka character trapped in a David Lynch film then its “you’re killing the vibe” ….well bb I see you wanted to be the muse but not a witness to the psychological deterioration. unfortunately they come as a package deal

sometimes you don't even need advice. you just need life to chill the fuck out.

You actually can change a man you just have to be that girl