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A homeless man tried to use a restroom for teachers so that he can shower,but he couldn’t get inside An employee of the school saw him and told him that he couldn’t get in there.The former 7th grade math teacher then told the employee that he used to work at the school and is now
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Is dating a girl whose IQ level couldn't comprehend Twitter as a platform a blessing or a curse?
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As long as I know that we did nothing wrong, I don't care if we never speak again
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imagine the universe accidentally sending you somebody else’s blessings. i’m available for such mistakes.
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Some accounts be like "show me top p0rn account I want to masturbate" and get million views. For what??
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Personally I don’t think it is possible for women to fake orgasm during sex.
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The two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job.
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My cousin got married last weekend, and today his wife called my sister who she’s very close to ask if he has always been like this. She asked what happened. She said he had just cried because she finished with the toothpaste and forgot the cover cap on the sink. 😭
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Who can I compare to God? God is unique, powerful, and beyond our understanding- an incomparable God.
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Person wey share me update that time, I don use the update make money pass ham, na why I dey fear to share my own update make person no go make money pass me 😂
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God abeg, bless me with at least $20k make I use lodge Ivana this Christmas 😭🙏
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Burna Boy signed just one artist to his label, and somehow that one artist ended up bigger than all the artists Davido and Wizkid have signed combined. 😭🔥
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you can only disappoint somebody so many times before they stop giving a fuck.
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People change, feelings fade, and life moves on, even when you’re not ready
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