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This is child slavery.
There’s probably no age difference between her maid and her first child
What exactly can the maid do that her child cannot do?

If no be wickedness. God forbid
And she’s a woman. lol.

A landwhale has been barking in my cs o. Night don do o. You should be sleeping.
No be me say make you fat like pig.

Teach your mothers to mind their business if not people will disrespect them outside and it will pain them, Toh!

Eating healthy cost an unhealthy amount of money.

RIP in advance for when you get pregnant Maryam.

Pregnancy is a death sentence remember.

We’ll miss you💔

You people will not believe this gigantic land whale is trying to body shame me.

Person wey suppose Dey zoo with those fat elephants.

Interesting times we’re in.

All the Maryams I know are sensible o. I wonder where this one came from.

Chaii. Such a retard.

They said I shouldn’t talk about pregnancy because I’ve never given birth before.

But you that have given birth, you’re on Twitter telling us pregnancy is a death sentence.

So you’ve given birth to how many children now? and you’re still alive here on Twitter telling us pregnancy is a death sentence?

By your own logic, shouldn’t you be in your grave by now?

Mad woman. Una no dey hear una sef before una talk?

Even in real life, how many of you can swear you’ve never said something like this when you heard that someone had even died?

“Ahh, I was even planning to visit him o. The last time I saw him, he told me to come and collect something from him. Now he’s dead.”

People say these things not because they have any evil intentions, but because that’s the last thing they remember about the person. It’s a natural reaction.

But because it’s Mum Zee, suddenly everybody wants to act like they’ve never said something similar in their lives.

You people should cut this woman some slack.

How did she go to school, graduate and become a lawyer with this kind of dead brain?

Getting my spark back very soon

100L. Few weeks after school

Come, you Dey craze?

A death sentence is falling off a cliff cos you know nothing is stopping you from dying. Not pregnancy.

Just a few days ago, you people were talking about women getting pregnant for A list artists to keep them around for a long time. Today, you’re fighting for your right to die by the same pregnancy, calling it a death sentence.

Una dey craze o. Sometimes, use your brain. It’s really not that difficult.

They’re educating you that pregnancy is not a death sentence, and you still went looking for stories to double down on your foolishness. When next you see a pregnant woman, go and tell her she will die cos she’s carrying a death sentence.

I don’t even know how somebody will settle down and be stupid like that.

RIP in advance for when you get pregnant Maryam.

Pregnancy is a death sentence remember.

We’ll miss you💔

Someone with a foreign number reached out to me on WhatsApp yesterday asking about the PS5 Slim 1TB.

At first I thought it would be someone in Nigeria coz I know there is an app that let's you download any phone number of your choice for any region in the world and I have been Nigeria with numbers like that.

Anyway, discussions continued and it was time for payment. He asked how long delivery would take, I told him ETA depends on his location then asked him to send me his name, address and active phone number.

Next thing I saw in the address was Lilongwe, Malawi.

Malawi as how?.😳

He asked if I could deliver and I said of course but that the logistics would be too expensive. I even told him it won't be more than N150k coz I use around N220k to deliver laptops and gadgets to the UK so an African country would be cheaper or so I thought.

Well I checked with my contacts at DHL and logistics alone was N327k. In my mind I was like, "this deal don go".💔

Anyway I told him, he said "No Problem Neo, I just want to buy from you. I see all you do on twitter and I know you are trustworthy".

Water first comot from my eyes.

Anyway I sent my Access Bank account number and in a matter of seconds, I got an alert of N1.6m from Malawi for the PS5 SLIM 1TB, an Extra Pad, a Dual Pad Charger and 12 installed games with online access.

I still don't know which app he used coz it was faster than even Opay.

No questions of "wHeRe iS yOuR oFFiCe LoCaTeD". Just straight up sent me N1.6m from 6 countries away. I had to actually go and look at the African map to see where I received this order from and its the farthest delivery i have ever made second only to the UK.

Package has now been dispatched and once he receives, Malawi will officially become the 8th African country that I have delivered a package to since I started neostore.ng 18 months ago.

So far, I have succesfully delivered to these locations:👇👇👇

All 36 states in Nigeria including FCT✅️
🇬🇭 Ghana✅️
🇨🇮 Ivory Coast✅️
🇹🇬 Togo✅️
🇨🇲 Cameroon✅️
🇹🇩 Chad✅️
🇳🇪 Niger✅️
🇧🇯 Benin Republic✅️
🇲🇼 Malawi✅️
🇬🇧 UK

With each passing day, I keep getting signs as to why I am a step closer to what I am building and the goals I set out to achieve when I started neostore.ng on my birthday last year.

Thank you to you all who keep pushing and supporting me. These wins I get are not just all me. I have so many people pushing me and I wake up every day with the determination never to let any of you down.

Anticipate a big announcement on the 28th of November 2026 because neostore.ng will be taking another huge leap and I can't wait to share it with you all.😁😌

Brand New PS5 SLIM 1TB with Extra Pad, Dual Pad Charger and 12 Installed games with Online Access enroute to Lilongwe, Malawi.🤞⏳️

🇳🇬 ₦1.6m

One thing I’ve seen for a fact is that a lot of “Nigeria Twitter Feminists” are often more interested in winning arguments, shaming loyal women, and fighting with men, than addressing the actual issues affecting women. Their outrage is selective, their activism is performative, and the moment an issue doesn’t fit their narrative, they transfigure to manipulators.

How jobless is the Lord?😭