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FaceID doesn’t recognise me when I’m wearing spectacles. Works like a Superman movie.
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The things some sites asked me to do, to prove that I'm not a robot, made me question if I am actually a robot.
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I feel like a Khaleesi with my dragons, Claude and those two.
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"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. Courage to change the things I can. And wisdom to know the difference." Because I just want to use up my pico sessions. I don't want to add botox at a special price. Please let me go.
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Science or dogma. “I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.” ― Richard P. Feynman
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My hobby: Codfishing.
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Handsome guys might cheat, ugly guys might also cheat. So, always pick handsome.
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Shower thoughts. As a cup user, if they use any luminol here, I will look like a serial killer.
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When anyone says "arguably", I hear an invitation to argue.
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Just watching Physical 100 makes me tired.
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See? On LinkedIn.... cue motivational music, hashtag resilience.
f*ck it, i was laid off from spotify 🥲
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I think in terms of authenticity, here is my ranking on social networks based on my feed.

1. Twitter
2. Facebook
3. Tiktok
4. Instagram
5. Bumble

Then we have LinkedIn. Barfs.
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Thanks @myfavmurder for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 28,570 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/0U9S5J2lt…
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I like to tell young, handsome, rich and successful catfishes that I’m from China… because aren’t we all.
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“I was rational, because I drank Martell only.” Famous last words.
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At some point, I will admit that climbing a flight of stairs to my room is not regular exercise. Yet, doesn’t it count if my heart rate goes up.
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Tell her/him. “You don’t have to wear mask, [nonchalantly] you look much better without mask.”
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I’m not ritualistic for lunar new year, but I chose AHA serum last night.
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So free being single, don’t miss being in a relationship at all. I know people who yearns to be in a relationship, are some meant to be single?
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