flexing agent setups instead of ricing neovim nowadays
herdr + omp + magpie
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One of the good habits I picked up from watching Jonathan Blow’s programming streams was writing long and descriptive function and variable names. It’s really nice to just look at a function call and know exactly what it does.
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this wouldn’t happen to sam altman
BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO Jensen Huang sends a company-wide email regarding his recently reported relationship with a Chinese spy.
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good ol times huh
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this is the onsite to join planetscale
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jason is the underpaid guy sitting inside devin writing all your code
devin telling me "jason" approved my PR
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remember nano banana?
Images, upgraded—introducing ChatGPT Images 2.6.

Now with GIFs and reference images.

Plus, two new models are coming to the API with 50% faster image generation.
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Background subagents in Claude Code now use less of your usage limit.

A running subagent updates its status line every 30 seconds, and each update used to re-read its whole conversation. Now Haiku 5.5 writes it from short notes instead, so each update costs about 99% less.
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Oh Maria, you sweet Summer vibe coder.

What the dumbass did, and he is a dumbass so YOU are clear on that, because you're not and I don't understand why and neither do the hundreds of people responding to you trying to educate you here.

I'm throwing my hat in the ring too because people like you who are intentionally dense really piss me off, in addition to the fact that you're spreading misinformation.

What the dumbass did is several felonies and carries several long federal prison sentences, if he is ever tried for his crimes.

Downloading a pirated copy of a game is typically considered a civil offense and would not rise above that of a misdemeanor provided that the person doing the downloading did not distribute it to others and make over $1,000.

They would also have to be caught, arrested, indicted, and then convicted in a court of law, first.

No American citizen has ever gone to jail for downloading pirated material.

There are around three different cases right now where operators of a file sharing service for pirated material are facing federal felony charges and possible prison sentences but they're likely to plea out even though in those instances the monetary value is over $100,000 in each case.

The closest time in history where someone actually got into monetary trouble for downloading pirated material was during the early 2000s in the Napster era when the music industry sued people for downloading songs.

They had to stop doing this because the public outcry was so severe the music industry took a significant hit from it and they were told by the government to back off permanently.

But again those were civil lawsuits and did not carry any prison time nor were those people arrested.

What the dumbass did here is likely to trigger a prosecutor to charge them in any of the following ways and probably all of them:

Computer Fraud and Abuse Act
Wire fraud
Espionage and theft of trade secrets
Identity theft

And likely four or five more felonies I have forgotten because I'm writing this off the top of my head and don't imagine doing crime is okay like you idiotically do.

Together, it's a substantial prison sentence totaling around half the idiot's life span (up to 50 years)

Again he would have to be arrested then indicted and tried in a court of law where evidence of his crimes would have to be examined but that's not going to be very difficult because the moron admitted to all of this openly here on Twitter.

He can also be sued by Josh.

Josh can also sue his employer Railway.

In addition to any penalties leveraged against him by a criminal court and it would easily stack into the multiple hundreds of thousands the civil lawsuit could reach into several orders of millions since it involved his employer's direct competitor.

That's where the espionage comes in Maria. 😉

So, in closing, you're comparing apples and oranges and failing to sound as intelligent as you think you sound 🤪

DON'T DO CRIME OR EXCUSE IT DUMBASS!
also to the people saying that he or whoever should go to prison

i hope you've never pirated music, games, books or even cracked photoshop

oh no!! but he ran some commands to see if secrets were exposed! he must be sent to Guantanamo Bay for sure.
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Step 0: Use PlanetScale
Performance 101:

Step 1: Move your app closer to your database

Step 2: Move your database storage closer to your database compute
planetscale.com/blog/the-hidde…
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Ah yup. That was indeed me. No mallace intended. I've been running some agents to do signups + agentic testing on similar platforms. Just halted the harness I was designing around this as it was definitely going off the rails and reaching too far
Community note
In many jurisdictions this is a crime. In the US under Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, 18 U.S.C. §1030, in the UK under Computer Misuse Act (CMA) 1990, in Germany Strafgesetzbuch (StGB), and many others.

justice.gov/jm/jm-9-48000-…
legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1990/18/…
gesetze-im-internet.de/stgb/
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one trillion dollars to antithesis
formal verification all the rage now but you're probably sleeping on deterministic simulation testing

there is too much software and too many failure modes that can't be very nicely modeled with formal methods

so you want deterministic simulation testing which is basically fuzzing on steroids

chai built a custom linux hypervisor and made it deterministic so it could performantly do snapshots and time travel rollbacks for deterministic simulation testing

and it could do crazy things like reduce bugs to their most minimal reproduction etc

so basically 1 dude in a cave with a box of scraps rebuilt antithesis and made it a 10x better product to use
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"im losing it"
"oomf liked your post ❤️"
"I can't take it anymore"
"oomf liked your post ❤️"
"im going to kill myself"
"oomf liked your post ❤️"
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so like does anyone know what happened which lead to all the cybersecurity incidents happening together recently
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everyday we stray further away from god
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uses a computer to hammer a nail and wonders why it sucks
"people who hate AI interacted with an LLM once in 2024 and think it never improved"

*me interacting with LLMs in late 2026
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if one person can cause a huge incident it’s never the persons fault
A lot posts are blaming the engineer but it shouldn't be possible to go from a compromised laptop to withdrawals worth billions
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BREAKING: World's largest crypto exchange Binance hacked with over $5.6 billion stolen:

• $1.45 billion $BTC
• $875 million $ETH
• $234 million $TRX
• $50 million $XAUT
• $1.57 billion $USDT
• $823 million $USDC
• $75 million $WBETH
• $88.5 million $RLUSD
+ $447.5 tocurrencies

This is the largest hack in crypto history.
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“because you wouldn’t understand it anyways”
“The implementation no longer matters”
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