Just asked my 8 year old. She got the joke and explained it to me.
I got this joke when I was 8.

The internet revealed to me that there are now 20 years old who don’t get it.
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How do I make the political text messages stop. I’m willing to pay. Just please. Stop.
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Real ones remember the Sad Monkey Railroad.
We’re really in a part of the US that looks completely different from anything else we’ve seen so far🇺🇸
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Who still has one and when was the last time you used it?
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It’s Friday… or rather Flyday.

You can just create things.

You can just build things.

You can just do things.
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There is rich and then there is “mechanical bird rich”.
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I’m gonna suggest we all choose the battles we want to fight publicly a little more wisely.

Just comes across a little out of touch.
Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me ng tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅
And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception.
Your store is really cool.
Unfortunately, you aren’t.
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Nick Eyhorn retweeted
West Texas is the best Texas.
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Look away @antonia_mdprjct 😂
Yall my mom hired a handyman (who turned out to be a woman) to come mount her tv and pls look at this
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Never deleting this app.
Sooo, what’s the perfect plant for these planters?
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So maybe tomorrow!!!
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West Texas is hard to beat.
09/30/2026 - 10/10 shot of tonight’s DOUBLE rainbow out in Idalou😍 Beautiful final sunset to the month of September! Special thanks to my follower, Tiffany Pacheco-Waller for sharing this with me🌈 #Sunset #Rainbow #TXwx
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I hate being a 5am gym guy. This stage in life its the only way.

Deadlift day!!!!
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Downtown Dallas. Half the cost of an Uber. The future is here.
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Think you need the new iPhone Duo...

When was the last time you used that iPad you have owned for years but needs to be charged where ever it is?
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It’s the day the work gets done. Let’s get it!
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Deadlift day requires the right playlist.…

Make it a great day!
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I am asking John Ternus to fix what Tim Cook never did...

You should be able to share a contact from the messages app.

Please.
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Tagging @johnternus now that he has joined X
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Nick Eyhorn retweeted
@ZeroBasis There’s a 300 MW data center a couple of minutes from my house, that you literally wouldn’t know existed unless you look it up. It looks like a big warehouse. And it makes zero noise of course. I drive by it at least 4 x per week.
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