Dollar down. Tech stocks big down. Dow big down. Crypto big down. What the fuck?! Buy land, guns, and seeds? #stonks #bitcoin

Ten simple rules for determining whether your manuscript sucks. #science #phd
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We're living in a world where under exercised, over fed, under fucked & under slept humans are telling healthy people what's acceptable.

Dear Nasdaq Futures,

Stocks stink again today and crypto looks strong as fuck again today. 🤔 #stonks #bitcoin #ethereum $etc $dkng $xlm $tqqq $zrx

@DonAtkinsonNFL Is Hasty the odd-man out??

Fuck you $TDOC and also this entire stock market since February

Buy Willamette Valley Vineyards stock, get a 25% discount on their wine! Genius business model.🍷🍷Oregon wine production is expanding. $wvvi #climatechange wvv.com/Ownership

What a time to be alive. Stocks down. Bond yields down. Ex-US down. Bitcoin down. Euro down. Dollar is up?? Figure it out! Dollar "up" is relative. Altcoins are also up! We enter a new stage. The Fed & market manipulators cannot defeat every single crypto $ZRX $MKR $OMG $FIL $XTZ

#bitcoin $eth $btc $zrx #stonks "The long-awaited rotation into value stocks" 🤣

If you'll be tempted to sell your bitcoin after a 10% decline, please just sell now, go fuck yourself, and then go back to ordering your doordash tacobell. #bitcoin $btc $eth

I will summarize Jerome Powell's statement;

We will keep printing as long a necessary...

Haha, my man money printer goes brrr

#stocks #trading #fed #Bitcoin

So what percentage of $TSCRF owners don't know how a reverse split works?? Is that why you are selling today? 🥴 And who's the chump that decided on such a large split (10x) ?! $TSCRD

Buying more $TSCRD. But can I get a fuck you to all the punks who sold? Down 20% since reverse split.

The 55 wall just went down! 😳 #bitcoin > $55k

Thanks doubly to the weed pumpers who bought and sold quickly and will add to our nation's tax base $tlry $potx $grwg $ycbd $apha

while also accidentally supporting my long positions in $intu $hrb given the extra tax services you noobs will need to pay for

Everyone buy Doge at halftime. #dogecoin #bitcoin #Spacex $Doge $dkng #wallstreetbets #superbowl #nfl

To the moon! ⁦@elonmusk⁩ ⁦@dogecoin⁩.