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When you're like "It must be 90 degrees out here!" and SVG stares back at you confused and you then have to calculate that in celsius
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When Microsoft Outlook is down but Microsoft Teams still seems to be functional
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ON THE #NASCAR SUBSTACK:

So I went to @HomesteadMiami for Championship Weekend, and took a bunch of photos. None of them are good. But here they are, along with some thoughts.

CLICK HERE -> nascar.substack.com/p/photo-essay-…
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I'll say it one more time – if your child is three years old or younger, then you must give them the awesome perm/mullet combo rocked so successfully by Cooper Larson. This kid for real absolutely slays this look. Star in the making. #FetusMcFarland
NASCAR
@NASCAR
Nov 9
Kyle has a Bill France Cup for each of his kids. 😅
A photo of Kyle Larson and his family post-race at Homestead-Miami Speedway.
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Nov 11
I agree. And I screenshot the time he tweeted me back from inside the car at Phoenix in 2011. I leveled up that day.
Brian Keselowski@KeselowskiBrian
Nov 11
Can’t look back, time moves on. Look forward to what’s next
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Nov 11
Looking for that thing Keselowski tweeted that one time
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Nov 11
✅ Post from Homestead Victory Lane reading "That's a wrap on on 2026"
✅ Post leaving Homestead with text reading "So long, 2026"
✅ Post from awards reading "And with that, 2026 comes to a close"
✅ Post from aboard flight home, reading "✌️2026"

✌️2026
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Nov 11
Don't worry everybody I got a screenshot of this one
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Nov 11
Honestly I'm glad this was ended quickly before we had to get security involved
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Nov 11
Standing ovation for Rowdy
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Nov 11
KFB.

MPD.

Hell yeah.
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Nov 10
If he doesn't thank candy corn then yes
Sirnickles@bhand94
Nov 10
Are you going to throw candy corn at Allgaier during his speech?
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Nov 10
Official spotter of the 2026 NASCAR Awards
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Nov 10
Headed to the NASCAR Awards with all my friends
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Nov 10
These pre-tapes for the banquet were a BLAST to put together. We had written a couple of alts in case Blaney didn't want to deliver this one, but he did, and one hundred percent flawlessly
Kelly Crandall
@KellyCrandall
Nov 10
Was going through some stuff about Most Popular Driver and completely forgot about this banger of a teaser video from 2018.

Also, enjoy how much these drivers have changed 😂
youtu.be/STSPx57AyJs?si…
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Nov 10
I did. Despite candy corn car sending him to the points lead at Martinsville and winning him the championship, he still claims dislike. Whatever.
JR Motorsports
@JRMotorsports
Nov 10
did you bring any candy corn for justin?
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Nov 10
The room for the NASCAR Awards looks spectacular. Spoiler alert: Kyle Larson wins.
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Nov 10
ICYMI: Kyle Larson shockingly won the 2026 Cup Series Championship at Homestead-Miami Speedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.
Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts-t…
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Nov 10
Big Waymo guy now. It's fantastic. They all smell great.
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Nov 10
Kyle Larson shockingly won the 2026 Cup Series Championship at Homestead-Miami Speedway and received several (extremely fake) texts afterwards.
Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts-t…
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