Not happy with @Toyota, I am coming for you

Toyota playing me like a dildo with strings

you can't even have it fitted as an extra because it would require "replacing the entire electrical system" which I mean, no it fucking doesn't unless you're rubbish at making cars

hey everyone I'm trying to use the @Uber help system who wants to play with me

I am available for hire at @Uber I have 40mins experience at making web pages work from reading the internet I should fit in

hey @uber_support you working

“People on these games never come back”. All new trailer for #RunningManMovie, cinema fans! Only in theatres November 14th! 🍿 🎥

I really thought communism was the answer to all of society’s problems until I tried to run a community garden.