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padnia // cdbaby<3 💿

i love my bisexual dream team
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melissa🩷🖤 // snltwt retweeted
"see translation" i think i got it tbh
dutch is a beautiful language
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that one ania edit has got me looking at pics of 16 year old me and crying. you guys really are just babies
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Replying to @moonseraph
you guys as in me and ania....LITTLE BABY FACES WAHH
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melissa🩷🖤 // snltwt retweeted
Rapist vs Uber driver
between Bear and Bryan, who’s the real monster?

#ResidentEvil
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melissa🩷🖤 // snltwt retweeted
sorry to talk about dr*pout again but Total Forgiveness was actually the most interesting and transgressive thing they’ve ever made and to see their fans talk about it you’d think everyone involved had shot babies in the street
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melissa🩷🖤 // snltwt retweeted
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melissa🩷🖤 // snltwt retweeted
paddy young epic moments
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melissa🩷🖤 // snltwt retweeted
I’m so happy Jane is finally getting her flowers because I would protect them
both with my life
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the wickline updates acc broke containment im scared
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melissa🩷🖤 // snltwt retweeted
#themonkees newly edgy idols ✨️
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sidenote tho ceara o'sullivan would also make a Phenomenal elizabeth holmes
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melissa🩷🖤 // snltwt retweeted
does anyone hav any methods at all
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i've seen jane get her flowers before but the flowers she's been getting after doing elizabeth holmes.....i been PRAYING FOR DAYS LIKE THIS....
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melissa🩷🖤 // snltwt retweeted
I can’t fully explain why fetch with ruff ruffman was riveting television to me you just had to be there
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oh my god the dress
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melissa🩷🖤 // snltwt retweeted
Thinking about this once again
IDGAF Jane Wickline does these as well
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melissa🩷🖤 // snltwt retweeted
1) not dressed like a child
2) more innuendo that straight up i wanna fuck
3) more playful and fun than serious (actually quirky)
4) actually sounds like a christmas song - has literal jingle bells
5) isn’t about cheating

i can keep going
OHHHH BUT WHEN THE QUIRKY BLACK GIRL DOES IT ITS A PROBLEM
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melissa🩷🖤 // snltwt retweeted
"The guy who put December in there was evil"

Sure, but Berdly did spell her friend's missing sister's name while she was frozen in shock just to win, and we don't talk about that
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melissa🩷🖤 // snltwt retweeted
forgot abt the hurricanes for a second and thought she was just really exciting to go to raising canes
when the hair is the outfit
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she was so happy to be in this picture
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