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Answered a spam call on speakerphone and they asked to speak to my deadname in front of all my coworkers
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Nov 2
My feet hurt so much, why did I walk 5km in heels last night
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Nov 1
Unsure if I left the bar at 1:30am one or 1:30am two
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Nov 1
6 yr anniversary of coming out for the second time :)
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Oct 31
me when the device can perform any test
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Oct 31
I hate film twitter Halloween, what do you mean you're Matt Johnson and Elizabeth Holmes
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Grace Microwave User 馃尫@microwave_user
Oct 31
Had to hold myself back last night from telling a uniformed military guy that I like his costume
lemon 馃崑@wlemonesc
Oct 30
just told a girl in a nun costume that i liked her costume and it was a real nun visiting campus
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Siddhant Adlakha@SiddhantAdlakha
Oct 30
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Grace Microwave User 馃尫@microwave_user
Oct 31
Being a cinephile 馃憥馃憥馃憥

Being a "movie guy" 馃憤馃憤馃憤
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interpretation@materialcritic
Oct 30
me
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Grace Microwave User 馃尫@microwave_user
Oct 30
BREAKING: Grace Microwave User says having blood in Sam Altman's body is an inefficient use of the world's limited blood supply, arguing it would be better allocated to spilling it in the public square for cheering masses
unusual_whales
@unusual_whales
Oct 30
BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world鈥檚 limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom鈥檚 Hardware
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Grace Microwave User 馃尫@microwave_user
Oct 30
Got a ticket to see Wild Horse Nine tonight
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Meg@megannn_lynne
Oct 30
At this point, I know the Wild Horse Nine trailer better than I know most members of my family.
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馃彺based opossum馃彺馃毈@CrustPunk161
Oct 29
RIP Patrick Stewart. At least you took a couple of the bastards with you
#SuicideByCop #PatrickStewart #ACAB
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The Hard Times@REALpunknews
Oct 29
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Grace Microwave User 馃尫@microwave_user
Oct 28
Tough week for people who were gonna dress up as Thing 1 & Thing 2 for Halloween
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DMac Wake
@DMacWake316
Oct 28
We got a MAGA kicker trying to hold off a sexual predator to keep his job鈥hiefs got a Republican primary in their Kicker room man馃槶馃槶馃槶
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Grace Microwave User 馃尫@microwave_user
Oct 28
I'm invited to go out with my friends on Halloween, but they're all doing a group costume

So our crew is gonna be Velma, Daphne, Fred, Shaggy, Scooby, and Elizabeth Holmes
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Oct 26
Ran into @reiaposting at my polling station, likely place for her to be
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