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When I see people trying to hail a taxi with their hands I think they're a lost time traveler from a Philip K Dick novel
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JD Vance's staff are also asking for the person who has been anonymously mailing Vance's office weekly a new, 6-ft original painting of JD Vance naked and glistening with sweat while having sex in awkward poses with various pieces of furniture to "please, please, please stop."
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Mishima’s Head retweeted
So they pay you a $150K salary just to be a middleman between Claude and your boss?
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#BREAKING: Nuclear “incident” reported at Savannah River Site in South Carolina, FAA says.
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Mishima’s Head retweeted
Sell everything. Move to Sihanoukville. Run a little beer bar. Harem of 80lb Khmer spinners. Hire local security. Die in a midsummer shootout with organized crime.
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Sell everything. Slip into rebel territory. Help the resistance. Run a little black market beer depot for the boys. Build a harem of tight little Burmese whores who fuck like jungle cats. Stockpile ammo and whiskey. Die gloriously in a monsoon ambush against the junta.
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