i love walkmogging people who are shorter than me hahaha your legs are so small they do not take you very far i could walk circles around you

having fun can be scary

if you get even a single night of bad sleep you have to end your shit immediately im sorry its over

happy birthday to the one and only princess of beasts!!! ^~^
@sosuhime

im thinking this year we should do an opposite halloween. We'd "scare" each other with comfort and soft things and closeness and safety. we can still do the chocolate n candy thing though

Boo! ive been thinking about you a lot lets make some homemade food together

yeah i got halloween plans

one day i hope i get kidnapped by a crazy murder who kills everyone around me but spares me because she thinks im cute and nice and treats me kinda like her pet and maybe cuts me a little n draws a little blood to scare me more

when they were coming up with the idea of the kitty they were like "what if we made them dumb as fuckkkkk" and it was an incredible move

then they made the bumble bee...... a bee that bumbled..... are u kidding me man how do they come up with this stuff

like just imagine a bee that DOESNT bumble..... oh yeah. The Wasp. Not a big fan of that one. Very bad move

it probably feels so good to be a kitty all little kitty sized and snuggle really deep into a humans arms

imagine if 🧠 breastmilk 🥛 was the only way 😪😪 to unclog a toilet 🚽 then i would be like 🥺🥺 nurse harrow ✊️😫 nurse harrow ✊️😫 i used 😔 too much paper 🧻 in the ward restroom 😓😓😵‍💫 can you get that 🥺 for me please 🥺🥺🙏

anyone out there fans of music i got a new headphone setup and i wanna listen to new musics c:

LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP LOCK ME UP NURSE HARROW PLEAASEEEEEE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 PLEASEEEEEEE

hey neurotypical...... you think you understand humor? Check this out.......

i Dont like this thing......

just kidding..... i actually do like it......... i think about it a lot

⚠️ALERT⚠️
⚠️ALERT⚠️
‼️DOG NEEDS BONE‼️
MAKE HASTE🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

bone🦴 !! mission accomplished