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Despite the suggestion in the subheadline that DoorDash-Instacart is a vertical merger (restaurant and grocery delivery, respectively), the story reveals that DoorDash has recently invaded Instacart’s “turf” in grocery delivery, which has horizontal implications. And that’s just n the input markets for grocery stores and delivery drivers, the merger can be considered horizontal as well, potentially leading to higher commissions on stores and lower pay for workers.
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can AI, often described as a threat to democratic governance, be deliberately designed to strengthen it instead?

join @bethnoveck at @NUSL @Northeastern for a discussion of her new book, "REBOOT: AI & the race to save democracy" this monday at 4!

law.northeastern.edu/event/reboot-a…
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enjoying encountering this innovation right after teaching the patent law doctrine of nonobviousness in intellectual property class today 👌🏽
Genius: Cheerios announces the first-ever resealable cereal bag, partnering with Ziploc to keep cereal fresh longer.
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for real did they just cut the green line trains in half and not tell us? I waited 20+ minutes at rush hour monday and it’s approaching that today, plus in the mornings it’s been 3x more packed than usual
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this puppy is named carol anne

she works in HR and she’d like a word 😒
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today there was a guy on the green line who was as tall as the train & had to keep his head down the whole ride

I feel like he had well over a foot on me. how tall are the train cars? not to sound like a 6th grader but ~6’7”?
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celebrity makeup artist patrick ta sues cvs for trademark infringement after discovering the chain sold his branded beauty products w/o his authorization

under first sale doctrine, someone who lawfully acquires branded goods can resell them freely w/o infringing...

BUT
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...one exception to the doctrine is material alteration

ta argues the product CVS purchasers get is actually materially different, & not covered by first sale doctrine, because the products don't come w/ the same warranty & customer-service protections
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another exception can exist where the sale creates a likelihood of confusion. here, ta thinks it matters that cvs purchasers will be misled into thinking the sale is authorized by him when it isn't.

inc.com/moses-jeanfran…
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me: what would you like to be the theme for your birthday party
8 y/o [decisively]: figure skating pandacorn
me: love that for you. I can’t find any images online & we don’t want AI slop so do you think you can draw a figure skating pandacorn that we can use?
8: on it
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update: figure skating pandacorn on a cake!
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DJ: I need all the moms up here dancing on the stage

me: oh no I don’t think that’s nec—

DJ: plays “poison” by bel biv devoe

me: excuse me i’m needed on the stage
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me: oh good a book about academia & sororities & being a working mom! & marriage! & doing scholarship about social media!

…oh wait I think it’s about to go off the rails

…OH DAMN WHAT IS HAPPENING 😳
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even the hackers know my ferritin stays in the single digits 😫
🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Quest Diagnostics, one of America’s largest medical testing companies serving roughly half of U.S. physicians and hospitals, has confirmed a cybersecurity breach involving unauthorized access to patient medical records through its Quanum laboratory system. The company discovered the intrusion October 21 and has notified federal law enforcement.
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been feeling low-key insane for months b/c my phone & computer are consistently 2 minutes apart. like do i join the 3:00 meeting when my phone says 3 or 2 minutes later when my laptop says 3?

anyway just noticed outlook is giving me emails timestamped in the future
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had such a great time today at the @NUSL @NUSLclic open house!

i got to talk with colleagues & IP-curious students about the center for law, information & creativity & the NU events, courses, certificates, groups, & co-ops related to studying IP, privacy, & technology law 😍
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a reminder to all law students: you don't need a STEM background to be an IP lawyer--only utility patent prosecution requires patent bar passage (which requires you completed a particular major or sufficient hours of study in a STEM field):

uspto.gov/sites/default/…
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patent litigation remains open to all lawyers, as does all kinds of trademark, copyright, trade secret, right of publicity, sports & entertainment law, & other transactional IP work outside of patent pros
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property law professors, this truly epic hypo is for you!

read the whole article b/c the tweet summary doesn't do it justice
A Florida man was found dead in his home during a welfare check in July 2022. Weeks later, one of the officers who discovered his body moved into the home and spent years impersonating him, according to investigators. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/o…
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today i have to teach a patent case about dunking poultry in acid to make it weigh more & to tell you the truth i'm super grossed out about it

thanks, federal circuit
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