In an incredible turn of events Twitter have unlocked my old account @lauraelizakay and so I'll be over there from now on. Thank you for briefly following me on here so I could send one (1) tweet about sex scenes. What a day.

This afternoon I have to edit a sex scene which I can only ever write when I pretend no one else is going to read it but I can’t do that when I have an editor’s note front and centre saying ‘Not clear here what she is licking’ :(

Update: edit is complete - it's now clear who is licking what. This was a temp account until @lauraelizakay was reactivated so am on there now. Also please buy my novel The Split - it's super queer, loads of people licking stuff since that's my brand now. Leaning in.

art for teenage girls is very much still art and something I think about a lot is how Louise Rennison was an absolute genius

I was thrilled to be asked to write this for @thebookseller and even more thrilled with the headline.

I’ve been locked out of @lauraelizakay so starting again. Got that blue tick and flew too close to the sun. Was it because I faved too many tweets saying Gottmik should have been in the final two? Who’s to say. Anyway, I’m back. And they should have been.